Song 1: The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition
I love this song because it reminds me of summer. Sitting in the park or on the "Gorgeous" Essex coast burning in the sun. I probably have skin cancer, all in a good name though!
OMG how weird... This song just came on the radio after I listened to it on youtube ^^,
Song 2: Hall And Oates - You Make My Dreams Come True
The up-tempo-ness of this song makes me happy, plus a bit of 80's doesn't harm ya. I usually hate love songs as Im currently single, but this is an exception my cold heart can handle. Oh it's also in this film I love called "500 Days Of Summer"
And look yeah, I don't care if your gonna sit there and diss the 80's.....
Song 3: Cee Lo Green - Fuck You
I have no idea why this "Cee Lo Green" keeps changing his name... Last time I remembered he brought out that "I Think Your Crazy" song under the name of Gnarles Barklay... Lol. Anyway I decided to put the rude version up cause I prefer the swearing. Basically Tell anyone you loved that ditched to to go Fuck themselves, that's what I did. Look where I am now....
Song 4: My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay
"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, your never gonna make it."
Yes! Apparently this song is emo... NO IT'S NOT... IT'S A REVOLUTION IN MUSIC!
This song makes it socially acceptable to sit there and simply reply "I'm Not Okay" to someone asking you if your okay... You could even do a Gerrard Way impression and sing it*.
*Note to self: MUST try this out!
Song 5: Sipknot - Duality
A Proper song to help your pissed off with the weather depressive-ness... All you need now is a mosh pit. Oh and These guys are headlining Sonisphere Festival in June, pretty shocking if you ask me. But then again, I was shocked when Avenged Sevenfold decided to carry on with their album. Good on them I say.
Saturday, 4 December 2010
A week old rant that I can't be asked to edit
While on the msn home page this morning I stumbled across a pixelated picture... Me being curious I decided to see what all the comotion was about.
From the article it made out that Kanye West is obsessed with BEASTIALITY! However if you actually look at the picture it looks like a man and woman gettin' down and dirty wearing costumes.
MSN, you fail on so many levels
Maybe people should leave the king o' douches alone?
Reading the newspapers.... I've noticed there isnt much going on with the tangerine queen Katie Price. Her TV show has maybe been canceled too? YES! Sorry, for me this is great news... My mother also said something about her slagging off her ex-husband Peter Andre saying he slept with his manager. Sue-edge much?! BITCH YA GOIN DOWN!
Time to throw a party!
Government-ment-ment-ment
Okay so last week the swine David Cameron was supposed to reveal how much the government pays to free innocent civilians from the baddies (AKA the likes of pirates/gangstas/terrorists). Instead we get a "Surprise" announcement that Prince William will be marrying Kate Middleton.
COVER-UP MUCH?! Seriously people, you voted for that knob to run our country and now we will struggle. Honestly if you voted for THIS to happen to us YOU ARE A FLIPPIN RETARD!
And another thing, the eduction cuts are a load of bullshit. Why don't they cut back on their lavish and pompous lifestyles? That would most definitely save the country's economical problem. It wasn't labours fault, blame the idiots (Wannabe WAG's especially) getting out loans and mortgages that they simply couldn't pay back. KMT KMT KMT SMH SNM ¬_¬
I'm Gillian McKeith... GET ME AN OSCAR!
Okay, remember that old woman going about saying she was a doctor and telling fat people to shit in a box for her to examine And then she dissapared because people was calling her a fake doctor?... SHE'S BACK FROM EXILE! Yes, good old Gills is on Im A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here! And she's got a whole new act. Fainting. I don't think she realises that because her acting skills are funny, people are going to keep voting for her to do the trials. Now I don't watch this because I don't really want to watch "Celebrities" puking their guts out/having panic attacks, but I actually now want to see how funny this is. I've just seen the Tinie Tempa featuring Gillian Mckeith Pass Out video hoping someone would have done an audio parody... Nope! Instead what I see are clips of good old Gills literally passing out.
Someone do a proper parody!!
From the article it made out that Kanye West is obsessed with BEASTIALITY! However if you actually look at the picture it looks like a man and woman gettin' down and dirty wearing costumes.
MSN, you fail on so many levels
Maybe people should leave the king o' douches alone?
Reading the newspapers.... I've noticed there isnt much going on with the tangerine queen Katie Price. Her TV show has maybe been canceled too? YES! Sorry, for me this is great news... My mother also said something about her slagging off her ex-husband Peter Andre saying he slept with his manager. Sue-edge much?! BITCH YA GOIN DOWN!
Time to throw a party!
Government-ment-ment-ment
Okay so last week the swine David Cameron was supposed to reveal how much the government pays to free innocent civilians from the baddies (AKA the likes of pirates/gangstas/terrorists). Instead we get a "Surprise" announcement that Prince William will be marrying Kate Middleton.
COVER-UP MUCH?! Seriously people, you voted for that knob to run our country and now we will struggle. Honestly if you voted for THIS to happen to us YOU ARE A FLIPPIN RETARD!
And another thing, the eduction cuts are a load of bullshit. Why don't they cut back on their lavish and pompous lifestyles? That would most definitely save the country's economical problem. It wasn't labours fault, blame the idiots (Wannabe WAG's especially) getting out loans and mortgages that they simply couldn't pay back. KMT KMT KMT SMH SNM ¬_¬
I'm Gillian McKeith... GET ME AN OSCAR!
Okay, remember that old woman going about saying she was a doctor and telling fat people to shit in a box for her to examine And then she dissapared because people was calling her a fake doctor?... SHE'S BACK FROM EXILE! Yes, good old Gills is on Im A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here! And she's got a whole new act. Fainting. I don't think she realises that because her acting skills are funny, people are going to keep voting for her to do the trials. Now I don't watch this because I don't really want to watch "Celebrities" puking their guts out/having panic attacks, but I actually now want to see how funny this is. I've just seen the Tinie Tempa featuring Gillian Mckeith Pass Out video hoping someone would have done an audio parody... Nope! Instead what I see are clips of good old Gills literally passing out.
Someone do a proper parody!!
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
It's random Tuesday evening time
This IS a one off...
Okay maybe I should do this more often?
Basically I'm getting random/funny pictures off some of my favourite websites and showing you lot how much fun the internet really is.... Without watching porn *Queue "The Internet Is For Porn"*
see more Comixed
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!
see more Comixed
PAULY D ONLY ASKS OF ONE QUESTION....
see more Durr
That Is all I can be bothered to do.... This is why I love the Cheezeburger site!!! =D
Okay maybe I should do this more often?
Basically I'm getting random/funny pictures off some of my favourite websites and showing you lot how much fun the internet really is.... Without watching porn *Queue "The Internet Is For Porn"*
see more Comixed
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!
see more Comixed
PAULY D ONLY ASKS OF ONE QUESTION....
see more Durr
That Is all I can be bothered to do.... This is why I love the Cheezeburger site!!! =D
***UPDATE!!!*** My first *rock* gig went a little like this.....
Okay, so I have realised something.
My last blog was indeed really crap/too informal... So I thought to myself "RE DO IT!!"
So guess what I will be doing...
Also I must be more sarcastic as that is what probably makes me not read-worthy, but giggle-worthy. Oh see what I did there?... Never mind
AmizzleD says: Loveness!
P.S. I might be putting up previous works from college/university. That means some bits and pieces of journalistic work, for example my amazing perspective on being out in my lovely local nightclub/shopping scene Romford and some reviews that I'll randomly do...
Oh about reviews! I might be going out this Friday to Edge and doing a review on 2 bands performances. Edge is this one amazing and local alternative nightclub that I love going to when I can/have money. Also Its my besties birthday so double the fun!
=3
AmizzleD says: Photogenic zombies
My last blog was indeed really crap/too informal... So I thought to myself "RE DO IT!!"
So guess what I will be doing...
Also I must be more sarcastic as that is what probably makes me not read-worthy, but giggle-worthy. Oh see what I did there?... Never mind
AmizzleD says: Loveness!
P.S. I might be putting up previous works from college/university. That means some bits and pieces of journalistic work, for example my amazing perspective on being out in my lovely local nightclub/shopping scene Romford and some reviews that I'll randomly do...
Oh about reviews! I might be going out this Friday to Edge and doing a review on 2 bands performances. Edge is this one amazing and local alternative nightclub that I love going to when I can/have money. Also Its my besties birthday so double the fun!
=3
AmizzleD says: Photogenic zombies
Thursday, 4 November 2010
My first *rock* gig went a little like this.....
Saturday 30th October 2010.... THE most important date in my imaginary diary.
Yes, it would seem to any other person as an average Saturday evening. Not for me and my friends. For on this very day we were lucky enough to get hold of the most highly anticipated tickets... To see Avenged Sevenfold and Stone Sour (And "Special Guests" which turned out to be this superband I've never even heard of before called Hell Yeah). Yes, I believe I just "Jizzed in my pants".
I had the most amazing time and after reading some reviews, I have the need to write my own. Because lets face it, I am young and imaginative then most of these late 20 year olds writing for magazines like Kerrang. No offence guys.
If someone asked me what word would I use to describe the Avenged Sevenfold and Stone Sour gig, I would probably have to either come up with a new word or slap them. If anyone who has seen these bands they will know that when these guys come on stage, they deliver. And by deliver I mean spine-tingling-heart-racing-goose-pimpling-head-banging goodness. The gig that was played at Hammersmith Apollo on October 30th was one of the most amazing live performances I've seen, and believe me I thought a McFly gig was awesome.
The first up was a band called Hell Yeah. I had no idea who they were but all I can say is that they did a great job at getting the crowd started. Once HY was off a white sheet was dropped over the stage followed by a comic "Ahhh" from everyone in the audience.
As the set was being changed the atmosphere became edgy, which didn't help from the sound mixers turning the music down for a length of time. This was almost like teasing the crowd which would then erupt by them shouting "Cory" or "Stone Sour" for a short time.
SS's entrance was melodramatic. The white sheet that was covering the stage stayed up their band logo was projected onto it and in the background over the shouting and screaming from the crowd was a dramatic classical song. Then the bands instruments kicked in, it was like a bang of collective noise while the crowd was going ape shit. The opening song from SS was Mission Statement, a brilliant opening song to get the crowd going again. Half way through the set Corey Taylor brought out a gold album they received that day for "What(Ever) May Come". An emotional thank you to the crowd then moved onto them playing another emotional dedication to Paul Gray. Bother and one of their memorable songs Through Glass which had everyone singing along to. Again another brilliant band, one that I am definitely a fan of now.
Once SS left the stage a black sheet was dropped to cover the stage... Again. which also resulted in the crowd demanding for AS shouting "Sevenfold" for a good 3 minutes. Finally after making the crowd wait for what seemed like forever AS enter the stage to a roar of screaming fans. Unlike the previous bands everybody was up on their feet in on the balcony (Where I was seating, cause I'm hardcore like that). As soon as the beginning of Nightmare was played everyone was screaming and even more when the band members came on stage. The highlight of the night was when M.Shadows (Lead singer) Shouted "I can't stand to be this far away from you guys, Its fucking horrible. I'M COMING IN THERE!". Another good part was when he asked the crowd if anyone was religious and then shouted "God hates us" that led into their song named God Hates Us.
Overall the night was an orgy of emotions and almost a celebration of life. All 3 bands has suffered with band members suddenly dying and rumours of them not coming back.
Honestly I must have died and gone to heaven.
Yes, it would seem to any other person as an average Saturday evening. Not for me and my friends. For on this very day we were lucky enough to get hold of the most highly anticipated tickets... To see Avenged Sevenfold and Stone Sour (And "Special Guests" which turned out to be this superband I've never even heard of before called Hell Yeah). Yes, I believe I just "Jizzed in my pants".
I had the most amazing time and after reading some reviews, I have the need to write my own. Because lets face it, I am young and imaginative then most of these late 20 year olds writing for magazines like Kerrang. No offence guys.
If someone asked me what word would I use to describe the Avenged Sevenfold and Stone Sour gig, I would probably have to either come up with a new word or slap them. If anyone who has seen these bands they will know that when these guys come on stage, they deliver. And by deliver I mean spine-tingling-heart-racing-goose-pimpling-head-banging goodness. The gig that was played at Hammersmith Apollo on October 30th was one of the most amazing live performances I've seen, and believe me I thought a McFly gig was awesome.
The first up was a band called Hell Yeah. I had no idea who they were but all I can say is that they did a great job at getting the crowd started. Once HY was off a white sheet was dropped over the stage followed by a comic "Ahhh" from everyone in the audience.
As the set was being changed the atmosphere became edgy, which didn't help from the sound mixers turning the music down for a length of time. This was almost like teasing the crowd which would then erupt by them shouting "Cory" or "Stone Sour" for a short time.
SS's entrance was melodramatic. The white sheet that was covering the stage stayed up their band logo was projected onto it and in the background over the shouting and screaming from the crowd was a dramatic classical song. Then the bands instruments kicked in, it was like a bang of collective noise while the crowd was going ape shit. The opening song from SS was Mission Statement, a brilliant opening song to get the crowd going again. Half way through the set Corey Taylor brought out a gold album they received that day for "What(Ever) May Come". An emotional thank you to the crowd then moved onto them playing another emotional dedication to Paul Gray. Bother and one of their memorable songs Through Glass which had everyone singing along to. Again another brilliant band, one that I am definitely a fan of now.
Once SS left the stage a black sheet was dropped to cover the stage... Again. which also resulted in the crowd demanding for AS shouting "Sevenfold" for a good 3 minutes. Finally after making the crowd wait for what seemed like forever AS enter the stage to a roar of screaming fans. Unlike the previous bands everybody was up on their feet in on the balcony (Where I was seating, cause I'm hardcore like that). As soon as the beginning of Nightmare was played everyone was screaming and even more when the band members came on stage. The highlight of the night was when M.Shadows (Lead singer) Shouted "I can't stand to be this far away from you guys, Its fucking horrible. I'M COMING IN THERE!". Another good part was when he asked the crowd if anyone was religious and then shouted "God hates us" that led into their song named God Hates Us.
Overall the night was an orgy of emotions and almost a celebration of life. All 3 bands has suffered with band members suddenly dying and rumours of them not coming back.
Honestly I must have died and gone to heaven.
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
Getting my drink on, getting loose. Whatevz, same s**t
Been a while ;)
Okay so THIS IS THE REASON I DO NOT GET OVERLY DRUNK!
(Watch the video plaz)
Yes, so there I am making a complete and utter prat of myself.
Okay to be fair I enjoyed it and I love the video, I laugh every time I watch it...
Blaming this type of behaviour on my friend (He's singing with me)
So kids of t'interwebz... Don't drink/down 3 pints of cider and then take 3 shots of what I'm guessing was tequila. This or worse will happen to you
Okay so THIS IS THE REASON I DO NOT GET OVERLY DRUNK!
(Watch the video plaz)
Yes, so there I am making a complete and utter prat of myself.
Okay to be fair I enjoyed it and I love the video, I laugh every time I watch it...
Blaming this type of behaviour on my friend (He's singing with me)
So kids of t'interwebz... Don't drink/down 3 pints of cider and then take 3 shots of what I'm guessing was tequila. This or worse will happen to you
Saturday, 25 September 2010
Welcome to the madhouse
Well... Haven't done one of these in a LONG time. Let's get down to the bizzayy!
Since turning twenty a lot has happened.
1. Got drunk
This is in conjunction with what happened when I went out for my birthday. Surprisingly at the time I didn't feel drunk, the next morning however was telling me I drank way too much. We all know that that means. A very drunk-the-previous-nighty-worthy hangover. Omizzle and Kennie couldn't come out. I was very sad at first and had a bit of a cry but once the drinks were down me that went out the window. Didn't get a text on my actual birthday off Omizzle but he did send me a facebook message to me on my sisters birthday literally grovelling... I love him, in the sibling love type way of course =D
2. I kissed a guy with a tongue piercing, and I liked it (That's an understatement) ;)
Oh yeah, got a bit of action... Well actually just a kiss.............. Yeah one of those kisses that makes you have wet dreams about. Oh yeahhh ;)
Seriously though, I had so much fun... To be more precice I would day the definition of the "Date" was my ideal "Dream Date". However I don't think I'll be on another date though. Kinda got the impression I am either not acting my age or I'm just too cute to have any sort of male contact with...? Just so you know, I prefer dating someone a little younger than me... ;)
Oh god, that sounded perverted. Okay... Let me just rephrase that... I prefer dating someone around the age of 18/19... Much better.
To my surprise, I had only noticed that the guy was playing with his tongue piercing halfway though our "Date"... When I noticed I have to admit I got butterflies (Again an understatement). The guy also said "My eyes lit up when I noticed"
This guy... He reads... A Lot. I like. Kinda got thrown off when he was telling me he could read my body language very well. He also said I like being intimate... My response: Yeah...Intimate with you that is ;)
No I didn't say that, but now looking back I wish I did. To be honest yeah I am an intimate person, like with guys and stuff. What can I say, I love the male attention. Probably cause I don't get enough. What with being single =(
3. Got a stalker
Yeah... Let's not go into that
4. Went from literally having no money to having lots of money
So I got a little money for my birthday, Happy times. Then my student grant came through, Happy times. However I feel gutted that that money has to last me for a year, so that means no overdoing it. I hate having restrictions =(
5. Made friends with a guy from uni.
Yay, I feel like I made a very good friend this week. His name is Jimmy. He's really cool, as in cool he's equally as weird as me. Funny. To be honest I think he laughs more at me being a bit of a plank. Several times I have said something and he has laughed. Either I am funny or I'm the laugh at type. The second part is mostly true.
Example, we went to this "Freshers Fair".
This Christian bloke comes up to me and hands me "The New Testament and Psalms"... While waiting for this whole "Welcome to university" talk I decided to look in this goodie bag I got given. I randomly pull out this book and say "Let's read... The New Testament and PS-Alms"
Obviously I have pronounced the end of the book title wrong, so Jimmy laughs. I'm oblivious to the fact I have wrongly pronounced this book wrong.
The next time I was in uni was when I met my class. Oh my god, what a bunch of quiet boring people. I had to interview this girl from Isle Of Wight. Stuck up much? Urgh. We was last to introduce ourselves to the class, our tutor decides to say "We'll save the best for last". At this point I had Jimmy texting me "The worst go last" Evil little boy!!
Well Hopefully in the next 3 years my first impression of my classmates change.
6. Told a stranger to piss off.
Had some strange middle aged African bloke ask me where I was going and what my name was.
I said to him that he was making me feel uncomfortable so he walked away.
What I really wanted to say was "Go the fuck away, how old are you? You seriously want to know where I am going and what my name is? Piss off you fucking pervert"
Before I get hate mail and become exiled from the country I would like to point out that I am not racist. I find creepy old men asking my name/where I am going intrusive, therefore I will not like to be asked such questions.
8. Found out my mother HAS gone mad.
Yes... About half an hour ago, my mother decided to tell me she would like me to do the lawn.
I don't know weather she has been on a wind up or she has gone mad. Well actually I think my younger sisters tantrums and my mum's age have made her go mad.
Seriously though, Its the end of September and its cold out... Gardening would be good for me how?
Now I would have told her to go shove it and tell her to do it herself, but I love my mum and would do anything for her. Plus she has back problems so I would not like to see her laid up in bed for the next 2 days =) I NEED A DAUGHTER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!
9. Got into a really good TV show.
First really good show: The Inbetweeners. British comedy about 4 teenage boys. VERY FUNNY. It's like my favourite show. Okay it's not new but it is a new series, well actually the last. They are bringing out a film!
Second really good show: Seven Days. A documentary that's set in North London and apparently it's interactive. Obviously It's gonna be scripted, but still it's good TV.
Third really good show: Jersey Shore. Okay people hate this show, but I find it highly entertaining. What's not funny about a bunch of vain orange American Italian whores/tools wanting to sleep with each other, trying to party and work at the same time. Haaaaa Funny stuff
Okay well that's a long one.
Peace out babes
Since turning twenty a lot has happened.
1. Got drunk
This is in conjunction with what happened when I went out for my birthday. Surprisingly at the time I didn't feel drunk, the next morning however was telling me I drank way too much. We all know that that means. A very drunk-the-previous-nighty-worthy hangover. Omizzle and Kennie couldn't come out. I was very sad at first and had a bit of a cry but once the drinks were down me that went out the window. Didn't get a text on my actual birthday off Omizzle but he did send me a facebook message to me on my sisters birthday literally grovelling... I love him, in the sibling love type way of course =D
2. I kissed a guy with a tongue piercing, and I liked it (That's an understatement) ;)
Oh yeah, got a bit of action... Well actually just a kiss.............. Yeah one of those kisses that makes you have wet dreams about. Oh yeahhh ;)
Seriously though, I had so much fun... To be more precice I would day the definition of the "Date" was my ideal "Dream Date". However I don't think I'll be on another date though. Kinda got the impression I am either not acting my age or I'm just too cute to have any sort of male contact with...? Just so you know, I prefer dating someone a little younger than me... ;)
Oh god, that sounded perverted. Okay... Let me just rephrase that... I prefer dating someone around the age of 18/19... Much better.
To my surprise, I had only noticed that the guy was playing with his tongue piercing halfway though our "Date"... When I noticed I have to admit I got butterflies (Again an understatement). The guy also said "My eyes lit up when I noticed"
This guy... He reads... A Lot. I like. Kinda got thrown off when he was telling me he could read my body language very well. He also said I like being intimate... My response: Yeah...Intimate with you that is ;)
No I didn't say that, but now looking back I wish I did. To be honest yeah I am an intimate person, like with guys and stuff. What can I say, I love the male attention. Probably cause I don't get enough. What with being single =(
3. Got a stalker
Yeah... Let's not go into that
4. Went from literally having no money to having lots of money
So I got a little money for my birthday, Happy times. Then my student grant came through, Happy times. However I feel gutted that that money has to last me for a year, so that means no overdoing it. I hate having restrictions =(
5. Made friends with a guy from uni.
Yay, I feel like I made a very good friend this week. His name is Jimmy. He's really cool, as in cool he's equally as weird as me. Funny. To be honest I think he laughs more at me being a bit of a plank. Several times I have said something and he has laughed. Either I am funny or I'm the laugh at type. The second part is mostly true.
Example, we went to this "Freshers Fair".
This Christian bloke comes up to me and hands me "The New Testament and Psalms"... While waiting for this whole "Welcome to university" talk I decided to look in this goodie bag I got given. I randomly pull out this book and say "Let's read... The New Testament and PS-Alms"
Obviously I have pronounced the end of the book title wrong, so Jimmy laughs. I'm oblivious to the fact I have wrongly pronounced this book wrong.
The next time I was in uni was when I met my class. Oh my god, what a bunch of quiet boring people. I had to interview this girl from Isle Of Wight. Stuck up much? Urgh. We was last to introduce ourselves to the class, our tutor decides to say "We'll save the best for last". At this point I had Jimmy texting me "The worst go last" Evil little boy!!
Well Hopefully in the next 3 years my first impression of my classmates change.
6. Told a stranger to piss off.
Had some strange middle aged African bloke ask me where I was going and what my name was.
I said to him that he was making me feel uncomfortable so he walked away.
What I really wanted to say was "Go the fuck away, how old are you? You seriously want to know where I am going and what my name is? Piss off you fucking pervert"
Before I get hate mail and become exiled from the country I would like to point out that I am not racist. I find creepy old men asking my name/where I am going intrusive, therefore I will not like to be asked such questions.
8. Found out my mother HAS gone mad.
Yes... About half an hour ago, my mother decided to tell me she would like me to do the lawn.
I don't know weather she has been on a wind up or she has gone mad. Well actually I think my younger sisters tantrums and my mum's age have made her go mad.
Seriously though, Its the end of September and its cold out... Gardening would be good for me how?
Now I would have told her to go shove it and tell her to do it herself, but I love my mum and would do anything for her. Plus she has back problems so I would not like to see her laid up in bed for the next 2 days =) I NEED A DAUGHTER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!
9. Got into a really good TV show.
First really good show: The Inbetweeners. British comedy about 4 teenage boys. VERY FUNNY. It's like my favourite show. Okay it's not new but it is a new series, well actually the last. They are bringing out a film!
Second really good show: Seven Days. A documentary that's set in North London and apparently it's interactive. Obviously It's gonna be scripted, but still it's good TV.
Third really good show: Jersey Shore. Okay people hate this show, but I find it highly entertaining. What's not funny about a bunch of vain orange American Italian whores/tools wanting to sleep with each other, trying to party and work at the same time. Haaaaa Funny stuff
Okay well that's a long one.
Peace out babes
Friday, 17 September 2010
Birthday Surprise!!
(Sarcasm INCLUDED)
So, my 2 best best best friends aren't coming out for my birthday now. Okay blow number one.
My Dad who is ill probably wont be over before he goes into hospital to have an operation. Blow number two.
Don't get me wrong, I will be SO SO SO thankful if anyone does turn up tomorrow night.
Right now I'm thinking if I'm that much of a good friend as I thought I was. Or Is it the fact that I pick the wrong people to be friends with?
Maybe God hates me?
Yeah okay, I don't really believe he's doing much, apart from making my life a miniature hell. And fair enough there are worst people out there, but honestly I aint strong enough to deal with this right now. And what's worse is that it's all happening right before my birthday.
Yes. In 2 days time I will be 20 years of age and probably suffering with bipolar disorder!
All in a days work I guess?
So any who, I have been trying to make myself happier.
I listened to good old Mcfly
I listened to Mr Brightside by The Killers
I even listened to The Fray... Got depressed by this band hahaha xD
THEN I had a brainwave. I remembered listening to a lot of Biffy Clyro, Queens Of The Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures... Off to youtube I go on search for Good music by these bands.
All I can say is THANK YOU OMIZZLE!! For most of yesterday we was listening to these three bands and I have to say that they made me very very happy.
BTW here's my personal favourite. When I look at the title of this song it made me happy just cause it sums me up right now.
So, my 2 best best best friends aren't coming out for my birthday now. Okay blow number one.
My Dad who is ill probably wont be over before he goes into hospital to have an operation. Blow number two.
Don't get me wrong, I will be SO SO SO thankful if anyone does turn up tomorrow night.
Right now I'm thinking if I'm that much of a good friend as I thought I was. Or Is it the fact that I pick the wrong people to be friends with?
Maybe God hates me?
Yeah okay, I don't really believe he's doing much, apart from making my life a miniature hell. And fair enough there are worst people out there, but honestly I aint strong enough to deal with this right now. And what's worse is that it's all happening right before my birthday.
Yes. In 2 days time I will be 20 years of age and probably suffering with bipolar disorder!
All in a days work I guess?
So any who, I have been trying to make myself happier.
I listened to good old Mcfly
I listened to Mr Brightside by The Killers
I even listened to The Fray... Got depressed by this band hahaha xD
THEN I had a brainwave. I remembered listening to a lot of Biffy Clyro, Queens Of The Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures... Off to youtube I go on search for Good music by these bands.
All I can say is THANK YOU OMIZZLE!! For most of yesterday we was listening to these three bands and I have to say that they made me very very happy.
BTW here's my personal favourite. When I look at the title of this song it made me happy just cause it sums me up right now.
Thursday, 16 September 2010
Cruzin' through the hoodz
I've had SO much fun over the past couple of days...
My brother from another mother Omizzle came back from his part-time home land France a few days ago. We drove about in his super sexy "Chiquita". A 2010 Reanult Megane, don't know how to spell it so here's a picture from Google to explain....
To His dad's car... A oldish green Vauxhall Omega named "Chantelle".... Something like this.... Again from Google...
I think we have a winner....
The second car silly! Seriously, we had more fun in the green beast then this "Chiquita" Omizzle seems to love. Plus the green beast was automatic x)
I'm so gutted he's going to a university that is really far away, means no more Omizzle and Amizzle adventures in a long time.
Here's to you Omizzle! Hope you have a great time at uni, you will be missed ='(
My brother from another mother Omizzle came back from his part-time home land France a few days ago. We drove about in his super sexy "Chiquita". A 2010 Reanult Megane, don't know how to spell it so here's a picture from Google to explain....
To His dad's car... A oldish green Vauxhall Omega named "Chantelle".... Something like this.... Again from Google...
I think we have a winner....
The second car silly! Seriously, we had more fun in the green beast then this "Chiquita" Omizzle seems to love. Plus the green beast was automatic x)
I'm so gutted he's going to a university that is really far away, means no more Omizzle and Amizzle adventures in a long time.
Here's to you Omizzle! Hope you have a great time at uni, you will be missed ='(
Monday, 13 September 2010
He said "I've been to the year 3000, nothings changed but we live underwater"
Yes yes, Listening to Year 3000 by BUSTED. Not the STUPID JONAS BROTHERS version!
Here's a short story about somebody. Enjoy
Wake up every morning, check phone. Nobody's replied to the texts she sent two days ago. She sits at home doing nothing much. She looks outside wondering where her friends are at. She's considered to be bubbly and a little outgoing. Nobody takes the time out to see how she's doing.
Fair enough, some friends ask her to go out on the rare occasion but this is at 10pm, when she's in her pyjamas and in bed. It's always been the same for her, only having the odd friend that hangs out or calls. Since leaving school she finds it hard to count friends on a single hand. She sits there and thinks "There's gotta be more than this". Maybe the future has better things to hold for this young girl, but for now she feels alone.
And-a Thank you
"Friends are the family you choose, so don't fuck with them"
Here's a short story about somebody. Enjoy
Wake up every morning, check phone. Nobody's replied to the texts she sent two days ago. She sits at home doing nothing much. She looks outside wondering where her friends are at. She's considered to be bubbly and a little outgoing. Nobody takes the time out to see how she's doing.
Fair enough, some friends ask her to go out on the rare occasion but this is at 10pm, when she's in her pyjamas and in bed. It's always been the same for her, only having the odd friend that hangs out or calls. Since leaving school she finds it hard to count friends on a single hand. She sits there and thinks "There's gotta be more than this". Maybe the future has better things to hold for this young girl, but for now she feels alone.
And-a Thank you
"Friends are the family you choose, so don't fuck with them"
Saturday, 11 September 2010
Bummer =(
My favourite band McFly have sold out for their UK tour... The date in London anyway. I'm so bummed out. For the past 2 years I've been to their shows (Greatest Hits Tour and the Radio:Active tour)... Yeah I haven't been to the other shows because of money and I had no idea how to get tickets, true story. hahaha.
I don't like the teenes... 12-16 yr olds taking up all the tickets. Screaming. Get out the way, it's all about the older generation. Meaning my age plus. 7 years ago they performed on TV on Top of the Pops and the Saturday Show claimed they would be the next busted... And the news of the world did an article on new bands. From the moment I heard Five Colours In Her Hair I was in love with the music these four blokes made. I even remember me, my sister and our friend recording us singing along to Five Colours In Her Hair.
One good thing though... I'll be seeing Avenged Sevenfold in October.... Then Maybe going Chessington the day after (HALLOWEEN!)
And I just got told McFly will be doing an arena tour at the begining of next year... I prefer area tours =)
Okay I'm happy, moan over
I don't like the teenes... 12-16 yr olds taking up all the tickets. Screaming. Get out the way, it's all about the older generation. Meaning my age plus. 7 years ago they performed on TV on Top of the Pops and the Saturday Show claimed they would be the next busted... And the news of the world did an article on new bands. From the moment I heard Five Colours In Her Hair I was in love with the music these four blokes made. I even remember me, my sister and our friend recording us singing along to Five Colours In Her Hair.
One good thing though... I'll be seeing Avenged Sevenfold in October.... Then Maybe going Chessington the day after (HALLOWEEN!)
And I just got told McFly will be doing an arena tour at the begining of next year... I prefer area tours =)
Okay I'm happy, moan over
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Bunny ears... Permanent look maybe?
LOOOOOK!!!!
I has Bunny Ears!!!
Definitely a look I should consider in the future, no?
I has Bunny Ears!!!
Definitely a look I should consider in the future, no?
Tuesday, 7 September 2010
Extra long thingymajig
Been a while right?!
Okay first thing is that I haven't been up too much. Just "Dossing" about or going out and eyeing up items of my desire.
No... not men, CLOTHES!
I have to say, I hate being poor and having no source of income. I just want to be at uni and get paid my loan to buy some stuff. No I am not sponging off the government/tax payers money. It's not my fault I get turned down jobs just on my lack of experience.
I recently got annoyed with my xbox for deleting my halo 3 game. I still kinda am pissed off with the thing. But now I've discovered that the newest game is coming out soon. I really want that just cause it looks AWESOME! Like all the other games... However where I haven't been playing it in such a while I'm starting to get VERY confused with the whole story line and in what order you should play the games in. If someone could help me with that?
Another thing, Where I have no money I am no longer on xbox live. I used to absolutely love playing on xbox live...
Apart from you American douchebags who think my shooting skills on Left 4 Dead was bad. In my defence I had just started playing the game so of course I would have been a little bad at it.
So anyway I can't afford to buy the stupid official xbox wireless adaptor... So I will go old school and buy a super duper long Ethernet cable. Problem solved? We shall see in the near future.
Peace out homedawgs xP
Okay first thing is that I haven't been up too much. Just "Dossing" about or going out and eyeing up items of my desire.
No... not men, CLOTHES!
I have to say, I hate being poor and having no source of income. I just want to be at uni and get paid my loan to buy some stuff. No I am not sponging off the government/tax payers money. It's not my fault I get turned down jobs just on my lack of experience.
I recently got annoyed with my xbox for deleting my halo 3 game. I still kinda am pissed off with the thing. But now I've discovered that the newest game is coming out soon. I really want that just cause it looks AWESOME! Like all the other games... However where I haven't been playing it in such a while I'm starting to get VERY confused with the whole story line and in what order you should play the games in. If someone could help me with that?
Another thing, Where I have no money I am no longer on xbox live. I used to absolutely love playing on xbox live...
Apart from you American douchebags who think my shooting skills on Left 4 Dead was bad. In my defence I had just started playing the game so of course I would have been a little bad at it.
So anyway I can't afford to buy the stupid official xbox wireless adaptor... So I will go old school and buy a super duper long Ethernet cable. Problem solved? We shall see in the near future.
Peace out homedawgs xP
Friday, 3 September 2010
Birthdays and my beloved xbox
Its September!!!
Its also 2 weeks till my birthday, and I'm turning 20... I really do not like the fact I'm expected to mature and become less immature, however IT IS NOT AN OPTION!! Hahaha
So many people on my facebook have a birthday in this wonderful month! I'm actually starting to run out of options on what to say on their wall... You have to thank facebook just on the pure fact that it tells you when a "friends" birthday is. I say "Friends" because as if you ever talked to this person at school let alone stopped in the corridor to say "Oh!! Happy Birthday!", sorry but its the truth.
About my birthday outing. I was talking to my close girl friend (This next part goes out to you Kay, hahaha) about how many people are coming/bringing people who they know with them. Probably knowing my luck only my proper friends will turn up making an effort to see me on the eve/very second of my birthday. This would be because some of the people who have said to me they would come probably talk about me behind my back, cause I attract them sorts of people haha. Maybe this is just purely down to my mistrust in certain people, but I'm pretty sure that this happens. Honestly I will be overly pleased if only they come, if they didn't I would probably feel upset that my considered close friends didn't come. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED IF YOU ARE READING THIS! =)
Oh xbox,
I've treated you well,
I kept you clean and kept you free from dust.
WHY DID YOU DELETE MY ALMOST COMPLETED SAVE OF HALO 3?!?!?!?!?
Yes! My xbox has decided to delete THIS GAME! Nothing else, just HALO 3. Honestly, why?! I worked hard on completing the game and you go and delete it. So now I have to start from the beginning for the second time... You hear me? SECOND TIME! =(
I need a hard drive..... One sec... That's what she said! Ohoy!
Its also 2 weeks till my birthday, and I'm turning 20... I really do not like the fact I'm expected to mature and become less immature, however IT IS NOT AN OPTION!! Hahaha
So many people on my facebook have a birthday in this wonderful month! I'm actually starting to run out of options on what to say on their wall... You have to thank facebook just on the pure fact that it tells you when a "friends" birthday is. I say "Friends" because as if you ever talked to this person at school let alone stopped in the corridor to say "Oh!! Happy Birthday!", sorry but its the truth.
About my birthday outing. I was talking to my close girl friend (This next part goes out to you Kay, hahaha) about how many people are coming/bringing people who they know with them. Probably knowing my luck only my proper friends will turn up making an effort to see me on the eve/very second of my birthday. This would be because some of the people who have said to me they would come probably talk about me behind my back, cause I attract them sorts of people haha. Maybe this is just purely down to my mistrust in certain people, but I'm pretty sure that this happens. Honestly I will be overly pleased if only they come, if they didn't I would probably feel upset that my considered close friends didn't come. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED IF YOU ARE READING THIS! =)
Oh xbox,
I've treated you well,
I kept you clean and kept you free from dust.
WHY DID YOU DELETE MY ALMOST COMPLETED SAVE OF HALO 3?!?!?!?!?
Yes! My xbox has decided to delete THIS GAME! Nothing else, just HALO 3. Honestly, why?! I worked hard on completing the game and you go and delete it. So now I have to start from the beginning for the second time... You hear me? SECOND TIME! =(
I need a hard drive..... One sec... That's what she said! Ohoy!
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
YOU! I want to take you to a GAY BAR!
Helloooo people of the interwebz!
So my internet was what I could only assume as cut off for a few days, meaning I haven't posted since.... Friday? I wouldn't mind if I wasn't keeping up with my bill payments, but I was and still am.
So The weekend, including the bank holiday, was a bit of a boring one. Being your typical "Dosser" as these stuck up prats in my area like to call people like myself, I sat around the house... Or I did the chores for my mum ^^.
Tuesday. I met up with my good friend and had a pub lunch, the food from these places are fantastically addictive. One random thing I did that day was that I went to the first ever "Gay night" at this bar. I had a lot of fun. Recently, I thought I dress like a lesbian... I was out once and lots of bisexual/gay women was wearing something similar to me. But alas! I had a confirmation from my gay friend that I DO NOT DRESS/LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN... I radiate straightness. Go me. I don't have anything against being gay, if anything gay people are the most funniest people I've come across so I LOOOOVE them.
Early Wednesday morning.... Oh that's today! The friend I went to the club with asked me to stay over so I did. Had some home made biscuits... I wanted more than 3 to be quite honest... GIMME MORE? LIKE NOW?!
My friend happened to put me though listening to that new Jedward TV show, them boys are a pair of retards are they not? Why would you only just realise AFTER SPENDING 12HRS IN YOUR NEW APPARTMENT that you have NO APPLIANCES or PLATES/CUTLERY?
Oh and what also baffles me is the fact they blew 250 Euros on dog bowls, dog feeding mat, doggy pillows and LCD Lights. Seriously. What a pair of retards, they probably don't even share half a brain between them.
Funny fact of the day: I had a dream me and my twin sister went on Xfactor, became famous just like Jedward, and we made them disappear... Like how pop stars tend to disappear. E.g. All the members from S Club 7
That is all
So my internet was what I could only assume as cut off for a few days, meaning I haven't posted since.... Friday? I wouldn't mind if I wasn't keeping up with my bill payments, but I was and still am.
So The weekend, including the bank holiday, was a bit of a boring one. Being your typical "Dosser" as these stuck up prats in my area like to call people like myself, I sat around the house... Or I did the chores for my mum ^^.
Tuesday. I met up with my good friend and had a pub lunch, the food from these places are fantastically addictive. One random thing I did that day was that I went to the first ever "Gay night" at this bar. I had a lot of fun. Recently, I thought I dress like a lesbian... I was out once and lots of bisexual/gay women was wearing something similar to me. But alas! I had a confirmation from my gay friend that I DO NOT DRESS/LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN... I radiate straightness. Go me. I don't have anything against being gay, if anything gay people are the most funniest people I've come across so I LOOOOVE them.
Early Wednesday morning.... Oh that's today! The friend I went to the club with asked me to stay over so I did. Had some home made biscuits... I wanted more than 3 to be quite honest... GIMME MORE? LIKE NOW?!
My friend happened to put me though listening to that new Jedward TV show, them boys are a pair of retards are they not? Why would you only just realise AFTER SPENDING 12HRS IN YOUR NEW APPARTMENT that you have NO APPLIANCES or PLATES/CUTLERY?
Oh and what also baffles me is the fact they blew 250 Euros on dog bowls, dog feeding mat, doggy pillows and LCD Lights. Seriously. What a pair of retards, they probably don't even share half a brain between them.
Funny fact of the day: I had a dream me and my twin sister went on Xfactor, became famous just like Jedward, and we made them disappear... Like how pop stars tend to disappear. E.g. All the members from S Club 7
That is all
Sunday, 29 August 2010
While bored on Youtube....
Soo, I wanted to know if there was a "Top (Whatever number) rock songs from 2000" to prove my sister wrong on how rock music since the 70's hasn't got crap. I found this pathetic excuse for a chart, well that's what I think, on youtube... Somehow I think I've been proven wrong.
So listening to this I was quite shocked at how sad most of the songs were in this "Chart". I was only able to pick out a few songs off this and think "Oh-Em-Ge! TUNE!" (Insert head-banging montage here). Seriously??? Urgh! *Flips fringe out of face*
A couple of things WRONG with this chart...
1. Where the hell is Slipknot???
2. Where the hell is Queens Of The Stone Age???
3. Where the hell is Weezer???
4. Where the hell is Fightstar???
Maybe I should do my own version?
Peace out and ROCK ON \m/(^_^)\m/
*Video Courtesy of the guy who made this on youtube AND the various bands who made the songs on the video... THIS ISN'T MINE SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!
So listening to this I was quite shocked at how sad most of the songs were in this "Chart". I was only able to pick out a few songs off this and think "Oh-Em-Ge! TUNE!" (Insert head-banging montage here). Seriously??? Urgh! *Flips fringe out of face*
A couple of things WRONG with this chart...
1. Where the hell is Slipknot???
2. Where the hell is Queens Of The Stone Age???
3. Where the hell is Weezer???
4. Where the hell is Fightstar???
Maybe I should do my own version?
Peace out and ROCK ON \m/(^_^)\m/
*Video Courtesy of the guy who made this on youtube AND the various bands who made the songs on the video... THIS ISN'T MINE SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!
Hi. Im a lady.... Man
Who likes women who make out they are younger then what they are? Who also likes the look of drag queens? Okay, maybe shaving of a few years is okay. It is not okay when you shave off two decades. And also, Drag queens are okay in moderation. I feel like Im seeing one particular Drag lady/man thing too frequently though.
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D
Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!
What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.
One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.
Peace my little minions
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D
Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!
What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.
One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.
Peace my little minions
Saturday, 28 August 2010
Issues in the relationship department
Today I spent the day with a bunch of couples. My sister and her boyfriend and their other two friends who are also in a relationship... Oh and my other friend who is also single. single people to people in relationship ratio... 1:2
I'm not saying they aint nice people but I really can't deal with being round couples. It feels like they are rubbing my nose in the fact I cannot have a half deacent relationship.
My sister: been with her boyfriend for a year, apparently they don't argue.
Me: Been in a on off relationship for almost 2 years with one guy who I hate and who I have rid myself of as he treated me like a complete and utter mug. I also had lots of arguments with him and every relationship I have had since turns nasty or I find out the guy doesn't actually like me.
Love isn't kind to me but that's how life is to some people (Like myself).
Apart from the fact today was a constant reminder that I am alone was quite fun. My sisters boyfriend and I happen to have this bond over the hate of one person, so we sat there in the pub making jokes/taking the piss out of the guy. Myself and the other 3 people I was with also bonded over the fact there is another guy we all talk to who annoys the hell out of us. Ahh the instant bond between you and another person via the hate of a specific person is quite magical.
Peace out my pretties
I'm not saying they aint nice people but I really can't deal with being round couples. It feels like they are rubbing my nose in the fact I cannot have a half deacent relationship.
My sister: been with her boyfriend for a year, apparently they don't argue.
Me: Been in a on off relationship for almost 2 years with one guy who I hate and who I have rid myself of as he treated me like a complete and utter mug. I also had lots of arguments with him and every relationship I have had since turns nasty or I find out the guy doesn't actually like me.
Love isn't kind to me but that's how life is to some people (Like myself).
Apart from the fact today was a constant reminder that I am alone was quite fun. My sisters boyfriend and I happen to have this bond over the hate of one person, so we sat there in the pub making jokes/taking the piss out of the guy. Myself and the other 3 people I was with also bonded over the fact there is another guy we all talk to who annoys the hell out of us. Ahh the instant bond between you and another person via the hate of a specific person is quite magical.
Peace out my pretties
Friday, 27 August 2010
Fuck off Jedward
ONLY CHILDREN LIKE YOU!
YOUR MUSIC WOULD SMELL LIKE POO
MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
JEDWARD FUCK WOO!
This post was brought to you by the fact my favourite band McFly met them...
I would throw both my shoes at them and walk around shoeless if I ever saw them
Tallentless pair of twat heads
YOUR MUSIC WOULD SMELL LIKE POO
MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
JEDWARD FUCK WOO!
This post was brought to you by the fact my favourite band McFly met them...
I would throw both my shoes at them and walk around shoeless if I ever saw them
Tallentless pair of twat heads
Welcome to the being up your own arse society, my name's Amizzled
One of the many things I hate aside Chavs and Katie Price (Both possibly linked don't you think?) are stuck up people who live in my area.
Example numero uno: People who live in Essex and think they are above you because the live in a better presented area. One thing's for sure that in Essex we will always have a large amount of chavs with their ridiculous mopeds or cars, wanna be wags living in estates, baby prostitutes and teens having babies. Just because your area is "Nicely" presented does not make it okay for you to think your up there with the likes of the queen. Get a reality check, love. You aint special.
Number two: Jobs. Okay so Dagenham doesn't have the best employment rate, but that doesn't mean to say that we are all sponging off tax payers money. One good example are young adults. I for one AM NOT living off benefits, I am a student going up to university in the hopes that one day I will have my dream job. Most students have a job, but for me I have found it very hard. Managers don't want to be spending out for people like me who don't have good enough experience for a particular job, so they will not hire me. So I have no job and hardly any money to do stuff other people my age on benefits/having a job would do in their free time (Going out of a weekend to the pubs and clubs)
Another thing.... If you have no money, STOP BUYING CRAP! Or you could quit your job, but I hardly see anyone doing this second option. Urgh, this is what bugs me soo much! "I work 9-5 and I have no money, yet these 'dossers' are out every weekend" Stop your fucking moaning, stop spending your money on pointless shit and get a grip in society.
Rant over......
Peace out -_-
Example numero uno: People who live in Essex and think they are above you because the live in a better presented area. One thing's for sure that in Essex we will always have a large amount of chavs with their ridiculous mopeds or cars, wanna be wags living in estates, baby prostitutes and teens having babies. Just because your area is "Nicely" presented does not make it okay for you to think your up there with the likes of the queen. Get a reality check, love. You aint special.
Number two: Jobs. Okay so Dagenham doesn't have the best employment rate, but that doesn't mean to say that we are all sponging off tax payers money. One good example are young adults. I for one AM NOT living off benefits, I am a student going up to university in the hopes that one day I will have my dream job. Most students have a job, but for me I have found it very hard. Managers don't want to be spending out for people like me who don't have good enough experience for a particular job, so they will not hire me. So I have no job and hardly any money to do stuff other people my age on benefits/having a job would do in their free time (Going out of a weekend to the pubs and clubs)
Another thing.... If you have no money, STOP BUYING CRAP! Or you could quit your job, but I hardly see anyone doing this second option. Urgh, this is what bugs me soo much! "I work 9-5 and I have no money, yet these 'dossers' are out every weekend" Stop your fucking moaning, stop spending your money on pointless shit and get a grip in society.
Rant over......
Peace out -_-
Want to be harassed on the internet?
Okay, so I know I had abuse coming to me but I joined formspring a couple of months ago. Since then I have had mainly anonymous questions asking me 1. Will I shit on them and 2. Would I allow them toe stick their to in me
NO and NO
Why are there perverts on the internet? *Cue that song from Avenue Q titled "The Internet Is For Porn"*
Seriously, the person who created this website is a reTARD! That's not a typo either. I've caps locked the "TARD" part because it just sounds funny calling someone a TARD. Well not really. But meh, who cares? Certainly not me.
Another thing... If you are going to ask someone out... Do it to their face. Or if you can't, man up. Don't be this "Anonymous" person as it makes you out to be a pussy.
Till next time my little minions! =D
NO and NO
Why are there perverts on the internet? *Cue that song from Avenue Q titled "The Internet Is For Porn"*
Seriously, the person who created this website is a reTARD! That's not a typo either. I've caps locked the "TARD" part because it just sounds funny calling someone a TARD. Well not really. But meh, who cares? Certainly not me.
Another thing... If you are going to ask someone out... Do it to their face. Or if you can't, man up. Don't be this "Anonymous" person as it makes you out to be a pussy.
Till next time my little minions! =D
Morning glory
Woke up today in a good mood, which is rare for me.
Wanna know why I'm happy?
Cause somehow I feel my 20th birthday drunken shenanigans will be very enjoyable. I just wish all my friends will be able to make it. ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME DUDES!
Its a shame though there are no rock/pop events happening in the clubs on the Saturday I hit the town with my entourage. God damn the rap/hip-hop/club scene in my local area.
Talking about my birthday, I had a really weird dream involving me, my twin Soph Dx (Clone/sister who doubles up as my best friend) and my 3 other mates Kayy (Close girl friend #2), Nanciness (Close girl friend who I get drunk with #1) and my brotha from anotha motha OMIZZLE (Close boy friend#1). We walked into the bar I plan to go in and I order myself a pitcher of my favourite cocktail Cheeky Vimto. The girl serving me tells me not to drink that all to myself... That is weird because I planned on drinking that all night. I say to her its for my other friends... Excluding Omizzle as he's driving. We sit at a booth and I pour out 4 glasses of this bright blue topped and purple bottomed liquid supposedly for me and my 3 other friends. I sit there with 4 glasses in front of me and start drinking the first one. That's were my dream ended.
Okay so that's telling me that I black out after drinking the first cup? HA!
I actually don't wanna pass out on my birthday outing. I'll drink anyway ;D
Stay off the booze kiddies
PEACE!
Wanna know why I'm happy?
Cause somehow I feel my 20th birthday drunken shenanigans will be very enjoyable. I just wish all my friends will be able to make it. ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME DUDES!
Its a shame though there are no rock/pop events happening in the clubs on the Saturday I hit the town with my entourage. God damn the rap/hip-hop/club scene in my local area.
Talking about my birthday, I had a really weird dream involving me, my twin Soph Dx (Clone/sister who doubles up as my best friend) and my 3 other mates Kayy (Close girl friend #2), Nanciness (Close girl friend who I get drunk with #1) and my brotha from anotha motha OMIZZLE (Close boy friend#1). We walked into the bar I plan to go in and I order myself a pitcher of my favourite cocktail Cheeky Vimto. The girl serving me tells me not to drink that all to myself... That is weird because I planned on drinking that all night. I say to her its for my other friends... Excluding Omizzle as he's driving. We sit at a booth and I pour out 4 glasses of this bright blue topped and purple bottomed liquid supposedly for me and my 3 other friends. I sit there with 4 glasses in front of me and start drinking the first one. That's were my dream ended.
Okay so that's telling me that I black out after drinking the first cup? HA!
I actually don't wanna pass out on my birthday outing. I'll drink anyway ;D
Stay off the booze kiddies
PEACE!
Thursday, 26 August 2010
Makin' sweet music with...
I've only recently started playing bass. My twin happens to own 2 and since she has other things to do (Example: Boyfriend) I decided to use her least favourite one... The sunburnt Encore bass she first picked up from cash converters. Ahh what a day that was, my mother picked up a left handed one by mistake but we took that back as soon as she brought it home and now we have this one... Anyway it has no bottom screw so you can't have a guitar strap and it cuts out when you play it while in an amp. So basically I have the crap guitar and she has the amazingly sexy black and white one, which is PERFECT.
My BBFFL (Best Boy Friend For Life... Fo' Shizzle) Omizzle wants me to play We Are Sex Bob-Omb from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World as he has learnt the guitar part... Yes me and him also have wet dreams about that film we saw yesterday, Can you blame us though? SEE IT IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T!!! Otherwise I will come lookin' Fo You!!
Omizzle is a brilliant guitarist might I add =)
Go make sweet music now kiddies!
Peace out
I like cheese ^^,
My BBFFL (Best Boy Friend For Life... Fo' Shizzle) Omizzle wants me to play We Are Sex Bob-Omb from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World as he has learnt the guitar part... Yes me and him also have wet dreams about that film we saw yesterday, Can you blame us though? SEE IT IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T!!! Otherwise I will come lookin' Fo You!!
Omizzle is a brilliant guitarist might I add =)
Go make sweet music now kiddies!
Peace out
I like cheese ^^,
Dear smurfettes on t'internet
To all you young girls out there... Don't degrade yourself on social networking sites.
I keeps seeing statuses on FB from young girls asking who would "Shag" them. I don't know if they got hacked or something. But seriously girls you shouldn't be posting stuff like that on the internet. Plus it looks bad on my news feed. =)
I keeps seeing statuses on FB from young girls asking who would "Shag" them. I don't know if they got hacked or something. But seriously girls you shouldn't be posting stuff like that on the internet. Plus it looks bad on my news feed. =)
Are children out to seriously annoy me?
So I have a younger sister. She has annoyed me each and every single day/minute/hour/second of the summer holidays, if it wasn't for my friends I would be in the mental home. No joke. This is probably coming across as one of those "I hate kids blah-blah-blah" blog entries that's making me sound like an pensioner.
Okay, truth is I kinda do and don't like kids... I don't like the fact they moan and act up all the time, on the plus side however, they are our future and with some strict discipline one day they will make us parents or carers proud.
Oh and by the way, never let an 8 year old make you believe they can play Halo 3 on your Xbox 360...
Moving onto something completely un-related to the whole kid thing... Scott Pilgrim Vs The World has a video game... Bad side is, its on one of those new tiny PSP's -_-
I could buy one, but where I have no job and no money (Joy #23 of being a student might I add) I don't think I would like to buy one for almost £200.
I must go now as my mother has left me and my clone to "Babysit" while she goes to her friends... Thanks mother dearest
Peace out =)
Okay, truth is I kinda do and don't like kids... I don't like the fact they moan and act up all the time, on the plus side however, they are our future and with some strict discipline one day they will make us parents or carers proud.
Oh and by the way, never let an 8 year old make you believe they can play Halo 3 on your Xbox 360...
Moving onto something completely un-related to the whole kid thing... Scott Pilgrim Vs The World has a video game... Bad side is, its on one of those new tiny PSP's -_-
I could buy one, but where I have no job and no money (Joy #23 of being a student might I add) I don't think I would like to buy one for almost £200.
I must go now as my mother has left me and my clone to "Babysit" while she goes to her friends... Thanks mother dearest
Peace out =)
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
Oh hai, what's occurin'?
So today has been somewhat busy.
Woke up at 10:30AM only to see one of my best friends text awakening me saying he passed his driving test. Obviously I'm so proud of him passing second time round. We decide to meet up.
We met up, congratulation card in hand (Well my sisters hand, but I came up with the whole card giving idea). Now somehow I thought I had lost/stolen/forgotten my purse... Get to the shops to buy food before going to see Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (AMAZING film might I add), and hey presto my purse appears in the bottom of my bag -_-
Something that bugged me today: The fact that a newly-no-longer friend of mine (who I considered a close pal) has decided to throw a BBQ on THE SAME DAY as my birthday drink-up. She had said she was coming, well apparently not now. All I have to say to her is this...
"Dear (Censored out name), you have fucked me off. Please refrain from contacting me in the future. Yours Truly Amie =) "
Seriously, people like her should have no friends and die a lonely death. Plus she's a bit of a control freak and a racist (Second part not my words, but the words from someone else's mouth who I wont name).
In other news.....
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Is an AMAZING film, Probably one of my newest favourite films that has come out this year. Go see it!
Peace out babies =)
Woke up at 10:30AM only to see one of my best friends text awakening me saying he passed his driving test. Obviously I'm so proud of him passing second time round. We decide to meet up.
We met up, congratulation card in hand (Well my sisters hand, but I came up with the whole card giving idea). Now somehow I thought I had lost/stolen/forgotten my purse... Get to the shops to buy food before going to see Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (AMAZING film might I add), and hey presto my purse appears in the bottom of my bag -_-
Something that bugged me today: The fact that a newly-no-longer friend of mine (who I considered a close pal) has decided to throw a BBQ on THE SAME DAY as my birthday drink-up. She had said she was coming, well apparently not now. All I have to say to her is this...
"Dear (Censored out name), you have fucked me off. Please refrain from contacting me in the future. Yours Truly Amie =) "
Seriously, people like her should have no friends and die a lonely death. Plus she's a bit of a control freak and a racist (Second part not my words, but the words from someone else's mouth who I wont name).
In other news.....
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Is an AMAZING film, Probably one of my newest favourite films that has come out this year. Go see it!
Peace out babies =)
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Kids TV
Since being on my summer holidays, I've found myself moping about the house doing nothing. When I have resorted to doing something, it's either been going to the pub/my friends house to have a drink or two (One of my most favourite hobbies) or watching kids TV.
Okay, I'm going to admit something. I really like watching cartoons. Here are some examples of my favourite cartoons... xD
Spongebob Squarepants... I'm currently watching this in "non-stop marathon mode" on NickToons
Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy... Come on, the Grim Reaper hanging out with kids
Ed, Edd and Eddy... The dumb one reminds me of a friend
Fairly Odd Parents... I wanted fairy god parents, just like little Timmy Turners, when I was younger
Phelieas and Ferb... Bowling For Soup does the opening for this cool cartoon, Kudos to them!
Yes so I really don't care.... I will happy say "I watched cartoons all summer" and not care. Blame the poor TV programming the TV channels put on during the day
Peace out Biatches
Okay, I'm going to admit something. I really like watching cartoons. Here are some examples of my favourite cartoons... xD
Spongebob Squarepants... I'm currently watching this in "non-stop marathon mode" on NickToons
Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy... Come on, the Grim Reaper hanging out with kids
Ed, Edd and Eddy... The dumb one reminds me of a friend
Fairly Odd Parents... I wanted fairy god parents, just like little Timmy Turners, when I was younger
Phelieas and Ferb... Bowling For Soup does the opening for this cool cartoon, Kudos to them!
Yes so I really don't care.... I will happy say "I watched cartoons all summer" and not care. Blame the poor TV programming the TV channels put on during the day
Peace out Biatches
What's the dealio with.....
Aloha!
So here's the thing I recently saw in a cheap gossip laden newspaper that Katie Price's ex husband Peter Andre has ruined her life (What life?). Someone simply give me a descent answer to the age old question that is: What's the deal about Jordan/Katie Price? Okay so she makes books and other shit.... But why is she so amazing?
I try asking my best friend this and she just sits there and says "Cause she just is". All I can see in her is being an attention seeking whore that sends her kids to the nanny so she can go whore it up some more in Ibiza or some other chav populated European country. What would happen if the media payed no attention to her? Would she be on benefits working in McDonalds? (I would so like to see that happening to her)
So here's the thing I recently saw in a cheap gossip laden newspaper that Katie Price's ex husband Peter Andre has ruined her life (What life?). Someone simply give me a descent answer to the age old question that is: What's the deal about Jordan/Katie Price? Okay so she makes books and other shit.... But why is she so amazing?
I try asking my best friend this and she just sits there and says "Cause she just is". All I can see in her is being an attention seeking whore that sends her kids to the nanny so she can go whore it up some more in Ibiza or some other chav populated European country. What would happen if the media payed no attention to her? Would she be on benefits working in McDonalds? (I would so like to see that happening to her)
Finally online!
Hi people of the interwebs!
Sooo, here I am on my laptop doing MY FIRST EVURRR POST! Whoo go me. Basically I'm starting one of these web devices called a "Blog" so I can hopefully become more creative and to help myself become more journalistic (That's a word, right?) because I'm doing some course at university called Print and Online Journalism. I'm actually looking forward to it and I'm also quite scared at the same time as I will have to force myself to make new friends... Fun stuff right there.
In a second I shall put up something... Not related to this whole "Whooo, first ever blog post"
Peace out!
Sooo, here I am on my laptop doing MY FIRST EVURRR POST! Whoo go me. Basically I'm starting one of these web devices called a "Blog" so I can hopefully become more creative and to help myself become more journalistic (That's a word, right?) because I'm doing some course at university called Print and Online Journalism. I'm actually looking forward to it and I'm also quite scared at the same time as I will have to force myself to make new friends... Fun stuff right there.
In a second I shall put up something... Not related to this whole "Whooo, first ever blog post"
Peace out!
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