Helloooo people of the interwebz!
So my internet was what I could only assume as cut off for a few days, meaning I haven't posted since.... Friday? I wouldn't mind if I wasn't keeping up with my bill payments, but I was and still am.
So The weekend, including the bank holiday, was a bit of a boring one. Being your typical "Dosser" as these stuck up prats in my area like to call people like myself, I sat around the house... Or I did the chores for my mum ^^.
Tuesday. I met up with my good friend and had a pub lunch, the food from these places are fantastically addictive. One random thing I did that day was that I went to the first ever "Gay night" at this bar. I had a lot of fun. Recently, I thought I dress like a lesbian... I was out once and lots of bisexual/gay women was wearing something similar to me. But alas! I had a confirmation from my gay friend that I DO NOT DRESS/LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN... I radiate straightness. Go me. I don't have anything against being gay, if anything gay people are the most funniest people I've come across so I LOOOOVE them.
Early Wednesday morning.... Oh that's today! The friend I went to the club with asked me to stay over so I did. Had some home made biscuits... I wanted more than 3 to be quite honest... GIMME MORE? LIKE NOW?!
My friend happened to put me though listening to that new Jedward TV show, them boys are a pair of retards are they not? Why would you only just realise AFTER SPENDING 12HRS IN YOUR NEW APPARTMENT that you have NO APPLIANCES or PLATES/CUTLERY?
Oh and what also baffles me is the fact they blew 250 Euros on dog bowls, dog feeding mat, doggy pillows and LCD Lights. Seriously. What a pair of retards, they probably don't even share half a brain between them.
Funny fact of the day: I had a dream me and my twin sister went on Xfactor, became famous just like Jedward, and we made them disappear... Like how pop stars tend to disappear. E.g. All the members from S Club 7
That is all
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