Welcome to the madhouse

Well... Haven't done one of these in a LONG time. Let's get down to the bizzayy!

Since turning twenty a lot has happened.
1. Got drunk
This is in conjunction with what happened when I went out for my birthday. Surprisingly at the time I didn't feel drunk, the next morning however was telling me I drank way too much. We all know that that means. A very drunk-the-previous-nighty-worthy hangover. Omizzle and Kennie couldn't come out. I was very sad at first and had a bit of a cry but once the drinks were down me that went out the window. Didn't get a text on my actual birthday off Omizzle but he did send me a facebook message to me on my sisters birthday literally grovelling... I love him, in the sibling love type way of course =D

2. I kissed a guy with a tongue piercing, and I liked it (That's an understatement) ;)
Oh yeah, got a bit of action... Well actually just a kiss.............. Yeah one of those kisses that makes you have wet dreams about. Oh yeahhh ;)
Seriously though, I had so much fun... To be more precice I would day the definition of the "Date" was my ideal "Dream Date". However I don't think I'll be on another date though. Kinda got the impression I am either not acting my age or I'm just too cute to have any sort of male contact with...? Just so you know, I prefer dating someone a little younger than me... ;)
Oh god, that sounded perverted. Okay... Let me just rephrase that... I prefer dating someone around the age of 18/19... Much better.
To my surprise, I had only noticed that the guy was playing with his tongue piercing halfway though our "Date"... When I noticed I have to admit I got butterflies (Again an understatement). The guy also said "My eyes lit up when I noticed"
This guy... He reads... A Lot. I like. Kinda got thrown off when he was telling me he could read my body language very well. He also said I like being intimate... My response: Yeah...Intimate with you that is ;)
No I didn't say that, but now looking back I wish I did. To be honest yeah I am an intimate person, like with guys and stuff. What can I say, I love the male attention. Probably cause I don't get enough. What with being single =(

3. Got a stalker
Yeah... Let's not go into that

4. Went from literally having no money to having lots of money
So I got a little money for my birthday, Happy times. Then my student grant came through, Happy times. However I feel gutted that that money has to last me for a year, so that means no overdoing it. I hate having restrictions =(

5. Made friends with a guy from uni.
Yay, I feel like I made a very good friend this week. His name is Jimmy. He's really cool, as in cool he's equally as weird as me. Funny. To be honest I think he laughs more at me being a bit of a plank. Several times I have said something and he has laughed. Either I am funny or I'm the laugh at type. The second part is mostly true.
Example, we went to this "Freshers Fair".
This Christian bloke comes up to me and hands me "The New Testament and Psalms"... While waiting for this whole "Welcome to university" talk I decided to look in this goodie bag I got given. I randomly pull out this book and say "Let's read... The New Testament and PS-Alms"
Obviously I have pronounced the end of the book title wrong, so Jimmy laughs. I'm oblivious to the fact I have wrongly pronounced this book wrong.

The next time I was in uni was when I met my class. Oh my god, what a bunch of quiet boring people. I had to interview this girl from Isle Of Wight. Stuck up much? Urgh. We was last to introduce ourselves to the class, our tutor decides to say "We'll save the best for last". At this point I had Jimmy texting me "The worst go last" Evil little boy!!
Well Hopefully in the next 3 years my first impression of my classmates change.

6. Told a stranger to piss off.
Had some strange middle aged African bloke ask me where I was going and what my name was.
I said to him that he was making me feel uncomfortable so he walked away.
What I really wanted to say was "Go the fuck away, how old are you? You seriously want to know where I am going and what my name is? Piss off you fucking pervert"
Before I get hate mail and become exiled from the country I would like to point out that I am not racist. I find creepy old men asking my name/where I am going intrusive, therefore I will not like to be asked such questions.

8. Found out my mother HAS gone mad.
Yes... About half an hour ago, my mother decided to tell me she would like me to do the lawn.
I don't know weather she has been on a wind up or she has gone mad. Well actually I think my younger sisters tantrums and my mum's age have made her go mad.
Seriously though, Its the end of September and its cold out... Gardening would be good for me how?
Now I would have told her to go shove it and tell her to do it herself, but I love my mum and would do anything for her. Plus she has back problems so I would not like to see her laid up in bed for the next 2 days =) I NEED A DAUGHTER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!

9. Got into a really good TV show.
First really good show: The Inbetweeners. British comedy about 4 teenage boys. VERY FUNNY. It's like my favourite show. Okay it's not new but it is a new series, well actually the last. They are bringing out a film!

Second really good show: Seven Days. A documentary that's set in North London and apparently it's interactive. Obviously It's gonna be scripted, but still it's good TV.

Third really good show: Jersey Shore. Okay people hate this show, but I find it highly entertaining. What's not funny about a bunch of vain orange American Italian whores/tools wanting to sleep with each other, trying to party and work at the same time. Haaaaa Funny stuff

Okay well that's a long one.
Peace out babes