Sunday, 29 August 2010

Hi. Im a lady.... Man

Who likes women who make out they are younger then what they are? Who also likes the look of drag queens? Okay, maybe shaving of a few years is okay. It is not okay when you shave off two decades. And also, Drag queens are okay in moderation. I feel like Im seeing one particular Drag lady/man thing too frequently though.
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D




Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!

What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.

One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.

Peace my little minions

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