Well... Haven't done one of these in a LONG time. Let's get down to the bizzayy!
Since turning twenty a lot has happened.
1. Got drunk
This is in conjunction with what happened when I went out for my birthday. Surprisingly at the time I didn't feel drunk, the next morning however was telling me I drank way too much. We all know that that means. A very drunk-the-previous-nighty-worthy hangover. Omizzle and Kennie couldn't come out. I was very sad at first and had a bit of a cry but once the drinks were down me that went out the window. Didn't get a text on my actual birthday off Omizzle but he did send me a facebook message to me on my sisters birthday literally grovelling... I love him, in the sibling love type way of course =D
2. I kissed a guy with a tongue piercing, and I liked it (That's an understatement) ;)
Oh yeah, got a bit of action... Well actually just a kiss.............. Yeah one of those kisses that makes you have wet dreams about. Oh yeahhh ;)
Seriously though, I had so much fun... To be more precice I would day the definition of the "Date" was my ideal "Dream Date". However I don't think I'll be on another date though. Kinda got the impression I am either not acting my age or I'm just too cute to have any sort of male contact with...? Just so you know, I prefer dating someone a little younger than me... ;)
Oh god, that sounded perverted. Okay... Let me just rephrase that... I prefer dating someone around the age of 18/19... Much better.
To my surprise, I had only noticed that the guy was playing with his tongue piercing halfway though our "Date"... When I noticed I have to admit I got butterflies (Again an understatement). The guy also said "My eyes lit up when I noticed"
This guy... He reads... A Lot. I like. Kinda got thrown off when he was telling me he could read my body language very well. He also said I like being intimate... My response: Yeah...Intimate with you that is ;)
No I didn't say that, but now looking back I wish I did. To be honest yeah I am an intimate person, like with guys and stuff. What can I say, I love the male attention. Probably cause I don't get enough. What with being single =(
3. Got a stalker
Yeah... Let's not go into that
4. Went from literally having no money to having lots of money
So I got a little money for my birthday, Happy times. Then my student grant came through, Happy times. However I feel gutted that that money has to last me for a year, so that means no overdoing it. I hate having restrictions =(
5. Made friends with a guy from uni.
Yay, I feel like I made a very good friend this week. His name is Jimmy. He's really cool, as in cool he's equally as weird as me. Funny. To be honest I think he laughs more at me being a bit of a plank. Several times I have said something and he has laughed. Either I am funny or I'm the laugh at type. The second part is mostly true.
Example, we went to this "Freshers Fair".
This Christian bloke comes up to me and hands me "The New Testament and Psalms"... While waiting for this whole "Welcome to university" talk I decided to look in this goodie bag I got given. I randomly pull out this book and say "Let's read... The New Testament and PS-Alms"
Obviously I have pronounced the end of the book title wrong, so Jimmy laughs. I'm oblivious to the fact I have wrongly pronounced this book wrong.
The next time I was in uni was when I met my class. Oh my god, what a bunch of quiet boring people. I had to interview this girl from Isle Of Wight. Stuck up much? Urgh. We was last to introduce ourselves to the class, our tutor decides to say "We'll save the best for last". At this point I had Jimmy texting me "The worst go last" Evil little boy!!
Well Hopefully in the next 3 years my first impression of my classmates change.
6. Told a stranger to piss off.
Had some strange middle aged African bloke ask me where I was going and what my name was.
I said to him that he was making me feel uncomfortable so he walked away.
What I really wanted to say was "Go the fuck away, how old are you? You seriously want to know where I am going and what my name is? Piss off you fucking pervert"
Before I get hate mail and become exiled from the country I would like to point out that I am not racist. I find creepy old men asking my name/where I am going intrusive, therefore I will not like to be asked such questions.
8. Found out my mother HAS gone mad.
Yes... About half an hour ago, my mother decided to tell me she would like me to do the lawn.
I don't know weather she has been on a wind up or she has gone mad. Well actually I think my younger sisters tantrums and my mum's age have made her go mad.
Seriously though, Its the end of September and its cold out... Gardening would be good for me how?
Now I would have told her to go shove it and tell her to do it herself, but I love my mum and would do anything for her. Plus she has back problems so I would not like to see her laid up in bed for the next 2 days =) I NEED A DAUGHTER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!
9. Got into a really good TV show.
First really good show: The Inbetweeners. British comedy about 4 teenage boys. VERY FUNNY. It's like my favourite show. Okay it's not new but it is a new series, well actually the last. They are bringing out a film!
Second really good show: Seven Days. A documentary that's set in North London and apparently it's interactive. Obviously It's gonna be scripted, but still it's good TV.
Third really good show: Jersey Shore. Okay people hate this show, but I find it highly entertaining. What's not funny about a bunch of vain orange American Italian whores/tools wanting to sleep with each other, trying to party and work at the same time. Haaaaa Funny stuff
Okay well that's a long one.
Peace out babes
Saturday, 25 September 2010
Friday, 17 September 2010
Birthday Surprise!!
(Sarcasm INCLUDED)
So, my 2 best best best friends aren't coming out for my birthday now. Okay blow number one.
My Dad who is ill probably wont be over before he goes into hospital to have an operation. Blow number two.
Don't get me wrong, I will be SO SO SO thankful if anyone does turn up tomorrow night.
Right now I'm thinking if I'm that much of a good friend as I thought I was. Or Is it the fact that I pick the wrong people to be friends with?
Maybe God hates me?
Yeah okay, I don't really believe he's doing much, apart from making my life a miniature hell. And fair enough there are worst people out there, but honestly I aint strong enough to deal with this right now. And what's worse is that it's all happening right before my birthday.
Yes. In 2 days time I will be 20 years of age and probably suffering with bipolar disorder!
All in a days work I guess?
So any who, I have been trying to make myself happier.
I listened to good old Mcfly
I listened to Mr Brightside by The Killers
I even listened to The Fray... Got depressed by this band hahaha xD
THEN I had a brainwave. I remembered listening to a lot of Biffy Clyro, Queens Of The Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures... Off to youtube I go on search for Good music by these bands.
All I can say is THANK YOU OMIZZLE!! For most of yesterday we was listening to these three bands and I have to say that they made me very very happy.
BTW here's my personal favourite. When I look at the title of this song it made me happy just cause it sums me up right now.
So, my 2 best best best friends aren't coming out for my birthday now. Okay blow number one.
My Dad who is ill probably wont be over before he goes into hospital to have an operation. Blow number two.
Don't get me wrong, I will be SO SO SO thankful if anyone does turn up tomorrow night.
Right now I'm thinking if I'm that much of a good friend as I thought I was. Or Is it the fact that I pick the wrong people to be friends with?
Maybe God hates me?
Yeah okay, I don't really believe he's doing much, apart from making my life a miniature hell. And fair enough there are worst people out there, but honestly I aint strong enough to deal with this right now. And what's worse is that it's all happening right before my birthday.
Yes. In 2 days time I will be 20 years of age and probably suffering with bipolar disorder!
All in a days work I guess?
So any who, I have been trying to make myself happier.
I listened to good old Mcfly
I listened to Mr Brightside by The Killers
I even listened to The Fray... Got depressed by this band hahaha xD
THEN I had a brainwave. I remembered listening to a lot of Biffy Clyro, Queens Of The Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures... Off to youtube I go on search for Good music by these bands.
All I can say is THANK YOU OMIZZLE!! For most of yesterday we was listening to these three bands and I have to say that they made me very very happy.
BTW here's my personal favourite. When I look at the title of this song it made me happy just cause it sums me up right now.
Thursday, 16 September 2010
Cruzin' through the hoodz
I've had SO much fun over the past couple of days...
My brother from another mother Omizzle came back from his part-time home land France a few days ago. We drove about in his super sexy "Chiquita". A 2010 Reanult Megane, don't know how to spell it so here's a picture from Google to explain....
To His dad's car... A oldish green Vauxhall Omega named "Chantelle".... Something like this.... Again from Google...
I think we have a winner....
The second car silly! Seriously, we had more fun in the green beast then this "Chiquita" Omizzle seems to love. Plus the green beast was automatic x)
I'm so gutted he's going to a university that is really far away, means no more Omizzle and Amizzle adventures in a long time.
Here's to you Omizzle! Hope you have a great time at uni, you will be missed ='(
My brother from another mother Omizzle came back from his part-time home land France a few days ago. We drove about in his super sexy "Chiquita". A 2010 Reanult Megane, don't know how to spell it so here's a picture from Google to explain....
To His dad's car... A oldish green Vauxhall Omega named "Chantelle".... Something like this.... Again from Google...
I think we have a winner....
The second car silly! Seriously, we had more fun in the green beast then this "Chiquita" Omizzle seems to love. Plus the green beast was automatic x)
I'm so gutted he's going to a university that is really far away, means no more Omizzle and Amizzle adventures in a long time.
Here's to you Omizzle! Hope you have a great time at uni, you will be missed ='(
Monday, 13 September 2010
He said "I've been to the year 3000, nothings changed but we live underwater"
Yes yes, Listening to Year 3000 by BUSTED. Not the STUPID JONAS BROTHERS version!
Here's a short story about somebody. Enjoy
Wake up every morning, check phone. Nobody's replied to the texts she sent two days ago. She sits at home doing nothing much. She looks outside wondering where her friends are at. She's considered to be bubbly and a little outgoing. Nobody takes the time out to see how she's doing.
Fair enough, some friends ask her to go out on the rare occasion but this is at 10pm, when she's in her pyjamas and in bed. It's always been the same for her, only having the odd friend that hangs out or calls. Since leaving school she finds it hard to count friends on a single hand. She sits there and thinks "There's gotta be more than this". Maybe the future has better things to hold for this young girl, but for now she feels alone.
And-a Thank you
"Friends are the family you choose, so don't fuck with them"
Here's a short story about somebody. Enjoy
Wake up every morning, check phone. Nobody's replied to the texts she sent two days ago. She sits at home doing nothing much. She looks outside wondering where her friends are at. She's considered to be bubbly and a little outgoing. Nobody takes the time out to see how she's doing.
Fair enough, some friends ask her to go out on the rare occasion but this is at 10pm, when she's in her pyjamas and in bed. It's always been the same for her, only having the odd friend that hangs out or calls. Since leaving school she finds it hard to count friends on a single hand. She sits there and thinks "There's gotta be more than this". Maybe the future has better things to hold for this young girl, but for now she feels alone.
And-a Thank you
"Friends are the family you choose, so don't fuck with them"
Saturday, 11 September 2010
Bummer =(
My favourite band McFly have sold out for their UK tour... The date in London anyway. I'm so bummed out. For the past 2 years I've been to their shows (Greatest Hits Tour and the Radio:Active tour)... Yeah I haven't been to the other shows because of money and I had no idea how to get tickets, true story. hahaha.
I don't like the teenes... 12-16 yr olds taking up all the tickets. Screaming. Get out the way, it's all about the older generation. Meaning my age plus. 7 years ago they performed on TV on Top of the Pops and the Saturday Show claimed they would be the next busted... And the news of the world did an article on new bands. From the moment I heard Five Colours In Her Hair I was in love with the music these four blokes made. I even remember me, my sister and our friend recording us singing along to Five Colours In Her Hair.
One good thing though... I'll be seeing Avenged Sevenfold in October.... Then Maybe going Chessington the day after (HALLOWEEN!)
And I just got told McFly will be doing an arena tour at the begining of next year... I prefer area tours =)
Okay I'm happy, moan over
I don't like the teenes... 12-16 yr olds taking up all the tickets. Screaming. Get out the way, it's all about the older generation. Meaning my age plus. 7 years ago they performed on TV on Top of the Pops and the Saturday Show claimed they would be the next busted... And the news of the world did an article on new bands. From the moment I heard Five Colours In Her Hair I was in love with the music these four blokes made. I even remember me, my sister and our friend recording us singing along to Five Colours In Her Hair.
One good thing though... I'll be seeing Avenged Sevenfold in October.... Then Maybe going Chessington the day after (HALLOWEEN!)
And I just got told McFly will be doing an arena tour at the begining of next year... I prefer area tours =)
Okay I'm happy, moan over
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Bunny ears... Permanent look maybe?
LOOOOOK!!!!
I has Bunny Ears!!!
Definitely a look I should consider in the future, no?
I has Bunny Ears!!!
Definitely a look I should consider in the future, no?
Tuesday, 7 September 2010
Extra long thingymajig
Been a while right?!
Okay first thing is that I haven't been up too much. Just "Dossing" about or going out and eyeing up items of my desire.
No... not men, CLOTHES!
I have to say, I hate being poor and having no source of income. I just want to be at uni and get paid my loan to buy some stuff. No I am not sponging off the government/tax payers money. It's not my fault I get turned down jobs just on my lack of experience.
I recently got annoyed with my xbox for deleting my halo 3 game. I still kinda am pissed off with the thing. But now I've discovered that the newest game is coming out soon. I really want that just cause it looks AWESOME! Like all the other games... However where I haven't been playing it in such a while I'm starting to get VERY confused with the whole story line and in what order you should play the games in. If someone could help me with that?
Another thing, Where I have no money I am no longer on xbox live. I used to absolutely love playing on xbox live...
Apart from you American douchebags who think my shooting skills on Left 4 Dead was bad. In my defence I had just started playing the game so of course I would have been a little bad at it.
So anyway I can't afford to buy the stupid official xbox wireless adaptor... So I will go old school and buy a super duper long Ethernet cable. Problem solved? We shall see in the near future.
Peace out homedawgs xP
Okay first thing is that I haven't been up too much. Just "Dossing" about or going out and eyeing up items of my desire.
No... not men, CLOTHES!
I have to say, I hate being poor and having no source of income. I just want to be at uni and get paid my loan to buy some stuff. No I am not sponging off the government/tax payers money. It's not my fault I get turned down jobs just on my lack of experience.
I recently got annoyed with my xbox for deleting my halo 3 game. I still kinda am pissed off with the thing. But now I've discovered that the newest game is coming out soon. I really want that just cause it looks AWESOME! Like all the other games... However where I haven't been playing it in such a while I'm starting to get VERY confused with the whole story line and in what order you should play the games in. If someone could help me with that?
Another thing, Where I have no money I am no longer on xbox live. I used to absolutely love playing on xbox live...
Apart from you American douchebags who think my shooting skills on Left 4 Dead was bad. In my defence I had just started playing the game so of course I would have been a little bad at it.
So anyway I can't afford to buy the stupid official xbox wireless adaptor... So I will go old school and buy a super duper long Ethernet cable. Problem solved? We shall see in the near future.
Peace out homedawgs xP
Friday, 3 September 2010
Birthdays and my beloved xbox
Its September!!!
Its also 2 weeks till my birthday, and I'm turning 20... I really do not like the fact I'm expected to mature and become less immature, however IT IS NOT AN OPTION!! Hahaha
So many people on my facebook have a birthday in this wonderful month! I'm actually starting to run out of options on what to say on their wall... You have to thank facebook just on the pure fact that it tells you when a "friends" birthday is. I say "Friends" because as if you ever talked to this person at school let alone stopped in the corridor to say "Oh!! Happy Birthday!", sorry but its the truth.
About my birthday outing. I was talking to my close girl friend (This next part goes out to you Kay, hahaha) about how many people are coming/bringing people who they know with them. Probably knowing my luck only my proper friends will turn up making an effort to see me on the eve/very second of my birthday. This would be because some of the people who have said to me they would come probably talk about me behind my back, cause I attract them sorts of people haha. Maybe this is just purely down to my mistrust in certain people, but I'm pretty sure that this happens. Honestly I will be overly pleased if only they come, if they didn't I would probably feel upset that my considered close friends didn't come. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED IF YOU ARE READING THIS! =)
Oh xbox,
I've treated you well,
I kept you clean and kept you free from dust.
WHY DID YOU DELETE MY ALMOST COMPLETED SAVE OF HALO 3?!?!?!?!?
Yes! My xbox has decided to delete THIS GAME! Nothing else, just HALO 3. Honestly, why?! I worked hard on completing the game and you go and delete it. So now I have to start from the beginning for the second time... You hear me? SECOND TIME! =(
I need a hard drive..... One sec... That's what she said! Ohoy!
Its also 2 weeks till my birthday, and I'm turning 20... I really do not like the fact I'm expected to mature and become less immature, however IT IS NOT AN OPTION!! Hahaha
So many people on my facebook have a birthday in this wonderful month! I'm actually starting to run out of options on what to say on their wall... You have to thank facebook just on the pure fact that it tells you when a "friends" birthday is. I say "Friends" because as if you ever talked to this person at school let alone stopped in the corridor to say "Oh!! Happy Birthday!", sorry but its the truth.
About my birthday outing. I was talking to my close girl friend (This next part goes out to you Kay, hahaha) about how many people are coming/bringing people who they know with them. Probably knowing my luck only my proper friends will turn up making an effort to see me on the eve/very second of my birthday. This would be because some of the people who have said to me they would come probably talk about me behind my back, cause I attract them sorts of people haha. Maybe this is just purely down to my mistrust in certain people, but I'm pretty sure that this happens. Honestly I will be overly pleased if only they come, if they didn't I would probably feel upset that my considered close friends didn't come. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED IF YOU ARE READING THIS! =)
Oh xbox,
I've treated you well,
I kept you clean and kept you free from dust.
WHY DID YOU DELETE MY ALMOST COMPLETED SAVE OF HALO 3?!?!?!?!?
Yes! My xbox has decided to delete THIS GAME! Nothing else, just HALO 3. Honestly, why?! I worked hard on completing the game and you go and delete it. So now I have to start from the beginning for the second time... You hear me? SECOND TIME! =(
I need a hard drive..... One sec... That's what she said! Ohoy!
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
YOU! I want to take you to a GAY BAR!
Helloooo people of the interwebz!
So my internet was what I could only assume as cut off for a few days, meaning I haven't posted since.... Friday? I wouldn't mind if I wasn't keeping up with my bill payments, but I was and still am.
So The weekend, including the bank holiday, was a bit of a boring one. Being your typical "Dosser" as these stuck up prats in my area like to call people like myself, I sat around the house... Or I did the chores for my mum ^^.
Tuesday. I met up with my good friend and had a pub lunch, the food from these places are fantastically addictive. One random thing I did that day was that I went to the first ever "Gay night" at this bar. I had a lot of fun. Recently, I thought I dress like a lesbian... I was out once and lots of bisexual/gay women was wearing something similar to me. But alas! I had a confirmation from my gay friend that I DO NOT DRESS/LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN... I radiate straightness. Go me. I don't have anything against being gay, if anything gay people are the most funniest people I've come across so I LOOOOVE them.
Early Wednesday morning.... Oh that's today! The friend I went to the club with asked me to stay over so I did. Had some home made biscuits... I wanted more than 3 to be quite honest... GIMME MORE? LIKE NOW?!
My friend happened to put me though listening to that new Jedward TV show, them boys are a pair of retards are they not? Why would you only just realise AFTER SPENDING 12HRS IN YOUR NEW APPARTMENT that you have NO APPLIANCES or PLATES/CUTLERY?
Oh and what also baffles me is the fact they blew 250 Euros on dog bowls, dog feeding mat, doggy pillows and LCD Lights. Seriously. What a pair of retards, they probably don't even share half a brain between them.
Funny fact of the day: I had a dream me and my twin sister went on Xfactor, became famous just like Jedward, and we made them disappear... Like how pop stars tend to disappear. E.g. All the members from S Club 7
That is all
So my internet was what I could only assume as cut off for a few days, meaning I haven't posted since.... Friday? I wouldn't mind if I wasn't keeping up with my bill payments, but I was and still am.
So The weekend, including the bank holiday, was a bit of a boring one. Being your typical "Dosser" as these stuck up prats in my area like to call people like myself, I sat around the house... Or I did the chores for my mum ^^.
Tuesday. I met up with my good friend and had a pub lunch, the food from these places are fantastically addictive. One random thing I did that day was that I went to the first ever "Gay night" at this bar. I had a lot of fun. Recently, I thought I dress like a lesbian... I was out once and lots of bisexual/gay women was wearing something similar to me. But alas! I had a confirmation from my gay friend that I DO NOT DRESS/LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN... I radiate straightness. Go me. I don't have anything against being gay, if anything gay people are the most funniest people I've come across so I LOOOOVE them.
Early Wednesday morning.... Oh that's today! The friend I went to the club with asked me to stay over so I did. Had some home made biscuits... I wanted more than 3 to be quite honest... GIMME MORE? LIKE NOW?!
My friend happened to put me though listening to that new Jedward TV show, them boys are a pair of retards are they not? Why would you only just realise AFTER SPENDING 12HRS IN YOUR NEW APPARTMENT that you have NO APPLIANCES or PLATES/CUTLERY?
Oh and what also baffles me is the fact they blew 250 Euros on dog bowls, dog feeding mat, doggy pillows and LCD Lights. Seriously. What a pair of retards, they probably don't even share half a brain between them.
Funny fact of the day: I had a dream me and my twin sister went on Xfactor, became famous just like Jedward, and we made them disappear... Like how pop stars tend to disappear. E.g. All the members from S Club 7
That is all
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