Soo, I wanted to know if there was a "Top (Whatever number) rock songs from 2000" to prove my sister wrong on how rock music since the 70's hasn't got crap. I found this pathetic excuse for a chart, well that's what I think, on youtube... Somehow I think I've been proven wrong.
So listening to this I was quite shocked at how sad most of the songs were in this "Chart". I was only able to pick out a few songs off this and think "Oh-Em-Ge! TUNE!" (Insert head-banging montage here). Seriously??? Urgh! *Flips fringe out of face*
A couple of things WRONG with this chart...
1. Where the hell is Slipknot???
2. Where the hell is Queens Of The Stone Age???
3. Where the hell is Weezer???
4. Where the hell is Fightstar???
Maybe I should do my own version?
Peace out and ROCK ON \m/(^_^)\m/
*Video Courtesy of the guy who made this on youtube AND the various bands who made the songs on the video... THIS ISN'T MINE SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Hi. Im a lady.... Man
Who likes women who make out they are younger then what they are? Who also likes the look of drag queens? Okay, maybe shaving of a few years is okay. It is not okay when you shave off two decades. And also, Drag queens are okay in moderation. I feel like Im seeing one particular Drag lady/man thing too frequently though.
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D
Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!
What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.
One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.
Peace my little minions
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D
Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!
What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.
One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.
Peace my little minions
Saturday, 28 August 2010
Issues in the relationship department
Today I spent the day with a bunch of couples. My sister and her boyfriend and their other two friends who are also in a relationship... Oh and my other friend who is also single. single people to people in relationship ratio... 1:2
I'm not saying they aint nice people but I really can't deal with being round couples. It feels like they are rubbing my nose in the fact I cannot have a half deacent relationship.
My sister: been with her boyfriend for a year, apparently they don't argue.
Me: Been in a on off relationship for almost 2 years with one guy who I hate and who I have rid myself of as he treated me like a complete and utter mug. I also had lots of arguments with him and every relationship I have had since turns nasty or I find out the guy doesn't actually like me.
Love isn't kind to me but that's how life is to some people (Like myself).
Apart from the fact today was a constant reminder that I am alone was quite fun. My sisters boyfriend and I happen to have this bond over the hate of one person, so we sat there in the pub making jokes/taking the piss out of the guy. Myself and the other 3 people I was with also bonded over the fact there is another guy we all talk to who annoys the hell out of us. Ahh the instant bond between you and another person via the hate of a specific person is quite magical.
Peace out my pretties
I'm not saying they aint nice people but I really can't deal with being round couples. It feels like they are rubbing my nose in the fact I cannot have a half deacent relationship.
My sister: been with her boyfriend for a year, apparently they don't argue.
Me: Been in a on off relationship for almost 2 years with one guy who I hate and who I have rid myself of as he treated me like a complete and utter mug. I also had lots of arguments with him and every relationship I have had since turns nasty or I find out the guy doesn't actually like me.
Love isn't kind to me but that's how life is to some people (Like myself).
Apart from the fact today was a constant reminder that I am alone was quite fun. My sisters boyfriend and I happen to have this bond over the hate of one person, so we sat there in the pub making jokes/taking the piss out of the guy. Myself and the other 3 people I was with also bonded over the fact there is another guy we all talk to who annoys the hell out of us. Ahh the instant bond between you and another person via the hate of a specific person is quite magical.
Peace out my pretties
Friday, 27 August 2010
Fuck off Jedward
ONLY CHILDREN LIKE YOU!
YOUR MUSIC WOULD SMELL LIKE POO
MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
JEDWARD FUCK WOO!
This post was brought to you by the fact my favourite band McFly met them...
I would throw both my shoes at them and walk around shoeless if I ever saw them
Tallentless pair of twat heads
YOUR MUSIC WOULD SMELL LIKE POO
MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
JEDWARD FUCK WOO!
This post was brought to you by the fact my favourite band McFly met them...
I would throw both my shoes at them and walk around shoeless if I ever saw them
Tallentless pair of twat heads
Welcome to the being up your own arse society, my name's Amizzled
One of the many things I hate aside Chavs and Katie Price (Both possibly linked don't you think?) are stuck up people who live in my area.
Example numero uno: People who live in Essex and think they are above you because the live in a better presented area. One thing's for sure that in Essex we will always have a large amount of chavs with their ridiculous mopeds or cars, wanna be wags living in estates, baby prostitutes and teens having babies. Just because your area is "Nicely" presented does not make it okay for you to think your up there with the likes of the queen. Get a reality check, love. You aint special.
Number two: Jobs. Okay so Dagenham doesn't have the best employment rate, but that doesn't mean to say that we are all sponging off tax payers money. One good example are young adults. I for one AM NOT living off benefits, I am a student going up to university in the hopes that one day I will have my dream job. Most students have a job, but for me I have found it very hard. Managers don't want to be spending out for people like me who don't have good enough experience for a particular job, so they will not hire me. So I have no job and hardly any money to do stuff other people my age on benefits/having a job would do in their free time (Going out of a weekend to the pubs and clubs)
Another thing.... If you have no money, STOP BUYING CRAP! Or you could quit your job, but I hardly see anyone doing this second option. Urgh, this is what bugs me soo much! "I work 9-5 and I have no money, yet these 'dossers' are out every weekend" Stop your fucking moaning, stop spending your money on pointless shit and get a grip in society.
Rant over......
Peace out -_-
Example numero uno: People who live in Essex and think they are above you because the live in a better presented area. One thing's for sure that in Essex we will always have a large amount of chavs with their ridiculous mopeds or cars, wanna be wags living in estates, baby prostitutes and teens having babies. Just because your area is "Nicely" presented does not make it okay for you to think your up there with the likes of the queen. Get a reality check, love. You aint special.
Number two: Jobs. Okay so Dagenham doesn't have the best employment rate, but that doesn't mean to say that we are all sponging off tax payers money. One good example are young adults. I for one AM NOT living off benefits, I am a student going up to university in the hopes that one day I will have my dream job. Most students have a job, but for me I have found it very hard. Managers don't want to be spending out for people like me who don't have good enough experience for a particular job, so they will not hire me. So I have no job and hardly any money to do stuff other people my age on benefits/having a job would do in their free time (Going out of a weekend to the pubs and clubs)
Another thing.... If you have no money, STOP BUYING CRAP! Or you could quit your job, but I hardly see anyone doing this second option. Urgh, this is what bugs me soo much! "I work 9-5 and I have no money, yet these 'dossers' are out every weekend" Stop your fucking moaning, stop spending your money on pointless shit and get a grip in society.
Rant over......
Peace out -_-
Want to be harassed on the internet?
Okay, so I know I had abuse coming to me but I joined formspring a couple of months ago. Since then I have had mainly anonymous questions asking me 1. Will I shit on them and 2. Would I allow them toe stick their to in me
NO and NO
Why are there perverts on the internet? *Cue that song from Avenue Q titled "The Internet Is For Porn"*
Seriously, the person who created this website is a reTARD! That's not a typo either. I've caps locked the "TARD" part because it just sounds funny calling someone a TARD. Well not really. But meh, who cares? Certainly not me.
Another thing... If you are going to ask someone out... Do it to their face. Or if you can't, man up. Don't be this "Anonymous" person as it makes you out to be a pussy.
Till next time my little minions! =D
NO and NO
Why are there perverts on the internet? *Cue that song from Avenue Q titled "The Internet Is For Porn"*
Seriously, the person who created this website is a reTARD! That's not a typo either. I've caps locked the "TARD" part because it just sounds funny calling someone a TARD. Well not really. But meh, who cares? Certainly not me.
Another thing... If you are going to ask someone out... Do it to their face. Or if you can't, man up. Don't be this "Anonymous" person as it makes you out to be a pussy.
Till next time my little minions! =D
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