Soo, I wanted to know if there was a "Top (Whatever number) rock songs from 2000" to prove my sister wrong on how rock music since the 70's hasn't got crap. I found this pathetic excuse for a chart, well that's what I think, on youtube... Somehow I think I've been proven wrong.
So listening to this I was quite shocked at how sad most of the songs were in this "Chart". I was only able to pick out a few songs off this and think "Oh-Em-Ge! TUNE!" (Insert head-banging montage here). Seriously??? Urgh! *Flips fringe out of face*
A couple of things WRONG with this chart...
1. Where the hell is Slipknot???
2. Where the hell is Queens Of The Stone Age???
3. Where the hell is Weezer???
4. Where the hell is Fightstar???
Maybe I should do my own version?
Peace out and ROCK ON \m/(^_^)\m/
*Video Courtesy of the guy who made this on youtube AND the various bands who made the songs on the video... THIS ISN'T MINE SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Hi. Im a lady.... Man
Who likes women who make out they are younger then what they are? Who also likes the look of drag queens? Okay, maybe shaving of a few years is okay. It is not okay when you shave off two decades. And also, Drag queens are okay in moderation. I feel like Im seeing one particular Drag lady/man thing too frequently though.
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D
Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!
What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.
One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.
Peace my little minions
For example I bet Katie price is actually 40 rather than "32". Also she looks like a drag queen. Here are some wonderful examples to prove my point..... =D
Okay so I would put some pictures up, but I don't really want to inflict my computer hard drive with such a terrifying image of what I can only describe as "It". God forbid, it might shut down my trusty 3yr old laptop for good!
What about Paris Hilton? Flat chested, anorexic... BLONDE, wonky eyed. She doesn't have Tinkerbell any more! Did she sell her off? Or did the poor rat die?
Honestly, I am against carrying around a dog for all its life. Their leg muscles might wither away meaning they will have to lay there whimpering.
One thing these woman have in common: Cross gender looking, abuse of the make-up bag offenders. Also they probably haven't done a decent days work in all their little pathetic media clinging lives. Paris: Parties hard and gets thrown in the slammer for possession of drugs, all the while living of Daddy's empire of hotels. Katie Price: Showing her fun bags off, Complaining about her failed marriages, and starting up STUPID businesses. The newest: iPod engraving "Designs by Katie Price". What that really means is that she has picked out designs that were created by another person.
Peace my little minions
Saturday, 28 August 2010
Issues in the relationship department
Today I spent the day with a bunch of couples. My sister and her boyfriend and their other two friends who are also in a relationship... Oh and my other friend who is also single. single people to people in relationship ratio... 1:2
I'm not saying they aint nice people but I really can't deal with being round couples. It feels like they are rubbing my nose in the fact I cannot have a half deacent relationship.
My sister: been with her boyfriend for a year, apparently they don't argue.
Me: Been in a on off relationship for almost 2 years with one guy who I hate and who I have rid myself of as he treated me like a complete and utter mug. I also had lots of arguments with him and every relationship I have had since turns nasty or I find out the guy doesn't actually like me.
Love isn't kind to me but that's how life is to some people (Like myself).
Apart from the fact today was a constant reminder that I am alone was quite fun. My sisters boyfriend and I happen to have this bond over the hate of one person, so we sat there in the pub making jokes/taking the piss out of the guy. Myself and the other 3 people I was with also bonded over the fact there is another guy we all talk to who annoys the hell out of us. Ahh the instant bond between you and another person via the hate of a specific person is quite magical.
Peace out my pretties
I'm not saying they aint nice people but I really can't deal with being round couples. It feels like they are rubbing my nose in the fact I cannot have a half deacent relationship.
My sister: been with her boyfriend for a year, apparently they don't argue.
Me: Been in a on off relationship for almost 2 years with one guy who I hate and who I have rid myself of as he treated me like a complete and utter mug. I also had lots of arguments with him and every relationship I have had since turns nasty or I find out the guy doesn't actually like me.
Love isn't kind to me but that's how life is to some people (Like myself).
Apart from the fact today was a constant reminder that I am alone was quite fun. My sisters boyfriend and I happen to have this bond over the hate of one person, so we sat there in the pub making jokes/taking the piss out of the guy. Myself and the other 3 people I was with also bonded over the fact there is another guy we all talk to who annoys the hell out of us. Ahh the instant bond between you and another person via the hate of a specific person is quite magical.
Peace out my pretties
Friday, 27 August 2010
Fuck off Jedward
ONLY CHILDREN LIKE YOU!
YOUR MUSIC WOULD SMELL LIKE POO
MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
JEDWARD FUCK WOO!
This post was brought to you by the fact my favourite band McFly met them...
I would throw both my shoes at them and walk around shoeless if I ever saw them
Tallentless pair of twat heads
YOUR MUSIC WOULD SMELL LIKE POO
MY EARS BLEED EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
JEDWARD FUCK WOO!
This post was brought to you by the fact my favourite band McFly met them...
I would throw both my shoes at them and walk around shoeless if I ever saw them
Tallentless pair of twat heads
Welcome to the being up your own arse society, my name's Amizzled
One of the many things I hate aside Chavs and Katie Price (Both possibly linked don't you think?) are stuck up people who live in my area.
Example numero uno: People who live in Essex and think they are above you because the live in a better presented area. One thing's for sure that in Essex we will always have a large amount of chavs with their ridiculous mopeds or cars, wanna be wags living in estates, baby prostitutes and teens having babies. Just because your area is "Nicely" presented does not make it okay for you to think your up there with the likes of the queen. Get a reality check, love. You aint special.
Number two: Jobs. Okay so Dagenham doesn't have the best employment rate, but that doesn't mean to say that we are all sponging off tax payers money. One good example are young adults. I for one AM NOT living off benefits, I am a student going up to university in the hopes that one day I will have my dream job. Most students have a job, but for me I have found it very hard. Managers don't want to be spending out for people like me who don't have good enough experience for a particular job, so they will not hire me. So I have no job and hardly any money to do stuff other people my age on benefits/having a job would do in their free time (Going out of a weekend to the pubs and clubs)
Another thing.... If you have no money, STOP BUYING CRAP! Or you could quit your job, but I hardly see anyone doing this second option. Urgh, this is what bugs me soo much! "I work 9-5 and I have no money, yet these 'dossers' are out every weekend" Stop your fucking moaning, stop spending your money on pointless shit and get a grip in society.
Rant over......
Peace out -_-
Example numero uno: People who live in Essex and think they are above you because the live in a better presented area. One thing's for sure that in Essex we will always have a large amount of chavs with their ridiculous mopeds or cars, wanna be wags living in estates, baby prostitutes and teens having babies. Just because your area is "Nicely" presented does not make it okay for you to think your up there with the likes of the queen. Get a reality check, love. You aint special.
Number two: Jobs. Okay so Dagenham doesn't have the best employment rate, but that doesn't mean to say that we are all sponging off tax payers money. One good example are young adults. I for one AM NOT living off benefits, I am a student going up to university in the hopes that one day I will have my dream job. Most students have a job, but for me I have found it very hard. Managers don't want to be spending out for people like me who don't have good enough experience for a particular job, so they will not hire me. So I have no job and hardly any money to do stuff other people my age on benefits/having a job would do in their free time (Going out of a weekend to the pubs and clubs)
Another thing.... If you have no money, STOP BUYING CRAP! Or you could quit your job, but I hardly see anyone doing this second option. Urgh, this is what bugs me soo much! "I work 9-5 and I have no money, yet these 'dossers' are out every weekend" Stop your fucking moaning, stop spending your money on pointless shit and get a grip in society.
Rant over......
Peace out -_-
Want to be harassed on the internet?
Okay, so I know I had abuse coming to me but I joined formspring a couple of months ago. Since then I have had mainly anonymous questions asking me 1. Will I shit on them and 2. Would I allow them toe stick their to in me
NO and NO
Why are there perverts on the internet? *Cue that song from Avenue Q titled "The Internet Is For Porn"*
Seriously, the person who created this website is a reTARD! That's not a typo either. I've caps locked the "TARD" part because it just sounds funny calling someone a TARD. Well not really. But meh, who cares? Certainly not me.
Another thing... If you are going to ask someone out... Do it to their face. Or if you can't, man up. Don't be this "Anonymous" person as it makes you out to be a pussy.
Till next time my little minions! =D
NO and NO
Why are there perverts on the internet? *Cue that song from Avenue Q titled "The Internet Is For Porn"*
Seriously, the person who created this website is a reTARD! That's not a typo either. I've caps locked the "TARD" part because it just sounds funny calling someone a TARD. Well not really. But meh, who cares? Certainly not me.
Another thing... If you are going to ask someone out... Do it to their face. Or if you can't, man up. Don't be this "Anonymous" person as it makes you out to be a pussy.
Till next time my little minions! =D
Morning glory
Woke up today in a good mood, which is rare for me.
Wanna know why I'm happy?
Cause somehow I feel my 20th birthday drunken shenanigans will be very enjoyable. I just wish all my friends will be able to make it. ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME DUDES!
Its a shame though there are no rock/pop events happening in the clubs on the Saturday I hit the town with my entourage. God damn the rap/hip-hop/club scene in my local area.
Talking about my birthday, I had a really weird dream involving me, my twin Soph Dx (Clone/sister who doubles up as my best friend) and my 3 other mates Kayy (Close girl friend #2), Nanciness (Close girl friend who I get drunk with #1) and my brotha from anotha motha OMIZZLE (Close boy friend#1). We walked into the bar I plan to go in and I order myself a pitcher of my favourite cocktail Cheeky Vimto. The girl serving me tells me not to drink that all to myself... That is weird because I planned on drinking that all night. I say to her its for my other friends... Excluding Omizzle as he's driving. We sit at a booth and I pour out 4 glasses of this bright blue topped and purple bottomed liquid supposedly for me and my 3 other friends. I sit there with 4 glasses in front of me and start drinking the first one. That's were my dream ended.
Okay so that's telling me that I black out after drinking the first cup? HA!
I actually don't wanna pass out on my birthday outing. I'll drink anyway ;D
Stay off the booze kiddies
PEACE!
Wanna know why I'm happy?
Cause somehow I feel my 20th birthday drunken shenanigans will be very enjoyable. I just wish all my friends will be able to make it. ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME DUDES!
Its a shame though there are no rock/pop events happening in the clubs on the Saturday I hit the town with my entourage. God damn the rap/hip-hop/club scene in my local area.
Talking about my birthday, I had a really weird dream involving me, my twin Soph Dx (Clone/sister who doubles up as my best friend) and my 3 other mates Kayy (Close girl friend #2), Nanciness (Close girl friend who I get drunk with #1) and my brotha from anotha motha OMIZZLE (Close boy friend#1). We walked into the bar I plan to go in and I order myself a pitcher of my favourite cocktail Cheeky Vimto. The girl serving me tells me not to drink that all to myself... That is weird because I planned on drinking that all night. I say to her its for my other friends... Excluding Omizzle as he's driving. We sit at a booth and I pour out 4 glasses of this bright blue topped and purple bottomed liquid supposedly for me and my 3 other friends. I sit there with 4 glasses in front of me and start drinking the first one. That's were my dream ended.
Okay so that's telling me that I black out after drinking the first cup? HA!
I actually don't wanna pass out on my birthday outing. I'll drink anyway ;D
Stay off the booze kiddies
PEACE!
Thursday, 26 August 2010
Makin' sweet music with...
I've only recently started playing bass. My twin happens to own 2 and since she has other things to do (Example: Boyfriend) I decided to use her least favourite one... The sunburnt Encore bass she first picked up from cash converters. Ahh what a day that was, my mother picked up a left handed one by mistake but we took that back as soon as she brought it home and now we have this one... Anyway it has no bottom screw so you can't have a guitar strap and it cuts out when you play it while in an amp. So basically I have the crap guitar and she has the amazingly sexy black and white one, which is PERFECT.
My BBFFL (Best Boy Friend For Life... Fo' Shizzle) Omizzle wants me to play We Are Sex Bob-Omb from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World as he has learnt the guitar part... Yes me and him also have wet dreams about that film we saw yesterday, Can you blame us though? SEE IT IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T!!! Otherwise I will come lookin' Fo You!!
Omizzle is a brilliant guitarist might I add =)
Go make sweet music now kiddies!
Peace out
I like cheese ^^,
My BBFFL (Best Boy Friend For Life... Fo' Shizzle) Omizzle wants me to play We Are Sex Bob-Omb from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World as he has learnt the guitar part... Yes me and him also have wet dreams about that film we saw yesterday, Can you blame us though? SEE IT IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T!!! Otherwise I will come lookin' Fo You!!
Omizzle is a brilliant guitarist might I add =)
Go make sweet music now kiddies!
Peace out
I like cheese ^^,
Dear smurfettes on t'internet
To all you young girls out there... Don't degrade yourself on social networking sites.
I keeps seeing statuses on FB from young girls asking who would "Shag" them. I don't know if they got hacked or something. But seriously girls you shouldn't be posting stuff like that on the internet. Plus it looks bad on my news feed. =)
I keeps seeing statuses on FB from young girls asking who would "Shag" them. I don't know if they got hacked or something. But seriously girls you shouldn't be posting stuff like that on the internet. Plus it looks bad on my news feed. =)
Are children out to seriously annoy me?
So I have a younger sister. She has annoyed me each and every single day/minute/hour/second of the summer holidays, if it wasn't for my friends I would be in the mental home. No joke. This is probably coming across as one of those "I hate kids blah-blah-blah" blog entries that's making me sound like an pensioner.
Okay, truth is I kinda do and don't like kids... I don't like the fact they moan and act up all the time, on the plus side however, they are our future and with some strict discipline one day they will make us parents or carers proud.
Oh and by the way, never let an 8 year old make you believe they can play Halo 3 on your Xbox 360...
Moving onto something completely un-related to the whole kid thing... Scott Pilgrim Vs The World has a video game... Bad side is, its on one of those new tiny PSP's -_-
I could buy one, but where I have no job and no money (Joy #23 of being a student might I add) I don't think I would like to buy one for almost £200.
I must go now as my mother has left me and my clone to "Babysit" while she goes to her friends... Thanks mother dearest
Peace out =)
Okay, truth is I kinda do and don't like kids... I don't like the fact they moan and act up all the time, on the plus side however, they are our future and with some strict discipline one day they will make us parents or carers proud.
Oh and by the way, never let an 8 year old make you believe they can play Halo 3 on your Xbox 360...
Moving onto something completely un-related to the whole kid thing... Scott Pilgrim Vs The World has a video game... Bad side is, its on one of those new tiny PSP's -_-
I could buy one, but where I have no job and no money (Joy #23 of being a student might I add) I don't think I would like to buy one for almost £200.
I must go now as my mother has left me and my clone to "Babysit" while she goes to her friends... Thanks mother dearest
Peace out =)
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
Oh hai, what's occurin'?
So today has been somewhat busy.
Woke up at 10:30AM only to see one of my best friends text awakening me saying he passed his driving test. Obviously I'm so proud of him passing second time round. We decide to meet up.
We met up, congratulation card in hand (Well my sisters hand, but I came up with the whole card giving idea). Now somehow I thought I had lost/stolen/forgotten my purse... Get to the shops to buy food before going to see Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (AMAZING film might I add), and hey presto my purse appears in the bottom of my bag -_-
Something that bugged me today: The fact that a newly-no-longer friend of mine (who I considered a close pal) has decided to throw a BBQ on THE SAME DAY as my birthday drink-up. She had said she was coming, well apparently not now. All I have to say to her is this...
"Dear (Censored out name), you have fucked me off. Please refrain from contacting me in the future. Yours Truly Amie =) "
Seriously, people like her should have no friends and die a lonely death. Plus she's a bit of a control freak and a racist (Second part not my words, but the words from someone else's mouth who I wont name).
In other news.....
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Is an AMAZING film, Probably one of my newest favourite films that has come out this year. Go see it!
Peace out babies =)
Woke up at 10:30AM only to see one of my best friends text awakening me saying he passed his driving test. Obviously I'm so proud of him passing second time round. We decide to meet up.
We met up, congratulation card in hand (Well my sisters hand, but I came up with the whole card giving idea). Now somehow I thought I had lost/stolen/forgotten my purse... Get to the shops to buy food before going to see Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (AMAZING film might I add), and hey presto my purse appears in the bottom of my bag -_-
Something that bugged me today: The fact that a newly-no-longer friend of mine (who I considered a close pal) has decided to throw a BBQ on THE SAME DAY as my birthday drink-up. She had said she was coming, well apparently not now. All I have to say to her is this...
"Dear (Censored out name), you have fucked me off. Please refrain from contacting me in the future. Yours Truly Amie =) "
Seriously, people like her should have no friends and die a lonely death. Plus she's a bit of a control freak and a racist (Second part not my words, but the words from someone else's mouth who I wont name).
In other news.....
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Is an AMAZING film, Probably one of my newest favourite films that has come out this year. Go see it!
Peace out babies =)
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Kids TV
Since being on my summer holidays, I've found myself moping about the house doing nothing. When I have resorted to doing something, it's either been going to the pub/my friends house to have a drink or two (One of my most favourite hobbies) or watching kids TV.
Okay, I'm going to admit something. I really like watching cartoons. Here are some examples of my favourite cartoons... xD
Spongebob Squarepants... I'm currently watching this in "non-stop marathon mode" on NickToons
Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy... Come on, the Grim Reaper hanging out with kids
Ed, Edd and Eddy... The dumb one reminds me of a friend
Fairly Odd Parents... I wanted fairy god parents, just like little Timmy Turners, when I was younger
Phelieas and Ferb... Bowling For Soup does the opening for this cool cartoon, Kudos to them!
Yes so I really don't care.... I will happy say "I watched cartoons all summer" and not care. Blame the poor TV programming the TV channels put on during the day
Peace out Biatches
Okay, I'm going to admit something. I really like watching cartoons. Here are some examples of my favourite cartoons... xD
Spongebob Squarepants... I'm currently watching this in "non-stop marathon mode" on NickToons
Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy... Come on, the Grim Reaper hanging out with kids
Ed, Edd and Eddy... The dumb one reminds me of a friend
Fairly Odd Parents... I wanted fairy god parents, just like little Timmy Turners, when I was younger
Phelieas and Ferb... Bowling For Soup does the opening for this cool cartoon, Kudos to them!
Yes so I really don't care.... I will happy say "I watched cartoons all summer" and not care. Blame the poor TV programming the TV channels put on during the day
Peace out Biatches
What's the dealio with.....
Aloha!
So here's the thing I recently saw in a cheap gossip laden newspaper that Katie Price's ex husband Peter Andre has ruined her life (What life?). Someone simply give me a descent answer to the age old question that is: What's the deal about Jordan/Katie Price? Okay so she makes books and other shit.... But why is she so amazing?
I try asking my best friend this and she just sits there and says "Cause she just is". All I can see in her is being an attention seeking whore that sends her kids to the nanny so she can go whore it up some more in Ibiza or some other chav populated European country. What would happen if the media payed no attention to her? Would she be on benefits working in McDonalds? (I would so like to see that happening to her)
So here's the thing I recently saw in a cheap gossip laden newspaper that Katie Price's ex husband Peter Andre has ruined her life (What life?). Someone simply give me a descent answer to the age old question that is: What's the deal about Jordan/Katie Price? Okay so she makes books and other shit.... But why is she so amazing?
I try asking my best friend this and she just sits there and says "Cause she just is". All I can see in her is being an attention seeking whore that sends her kids to the nanny so she can go whore it up some more in Ibiza or some other chav populated European country. What would happen if the media payed no attention to her? Would she be on benefits working in McDonalds? (I would so like to see that happening to her)
Finally online!
Hi people of the interwebs!
Sooo, here I am on my laptop doing MY FIRST EVURRR POST! Whoo go me. Basically I'm starting one of these web devices called a "Blog" so I can hopefully become more creative and to help myself become more journalistic (That's a word, right?) because I'm doing some course at university called Print and Online Journalism. I'm actually looking forward to it and I'm also quite scared at the same time as I will have to force myself to make new friends... Fun stuff right there.
In a second I shall put up something... Not related to this whole "Whooo, first ever blog post"
Peace out!
Sooo, here I am on my laptop doing MY FIRST EVURRR POST! Whoo go me. Basically I'm starting one of these web devices called a "Blog" so I can hopefully become more creative and to help myself become more journalistic (That's a word, right?) because I'm doing some course at university called Print and Online Journalism. I'm actually looking forward to it and I'm also quite scared at the same time as I will have to force myself to make new friends... Fun stuff right there.
In a second I shall put up something... Not related to this whole "Whooo, first ever blog post"
Peace out!
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