A week old rant that I can't be asked to edit

While on the msn home page this morning I stumbled across a pixelated picture... Me being curious I decided to see what all the comotion was about.
From the article it made out that Kanye West is obsessed with BEASTIALITY! However if you actually look at the picture it looks like a man and woman gettin' down and dirty wearing costumes.
MSN, you fail on so many levels
Maybe people should leave the king o' douches alone?

Reading the newspapers.... I've noticed there isnt much going on with the tangerine queen Katie Price. Her TV show has maybe been canceled too? YES! Sorry, for me this is great news... My mother also said something about her slagging off her ex-husband Peter Andre saying he slept with his manager. Sue-edge much?! BITCH YA GOIN DOWN!
Time to throw a party!

Government-ment-ment-ment
Okay so last week the swine David Cameron was supposed to reveal how much the government pays to free innocent civilians from the baddies (AKA the likes of pirates/gangstas/terrorists). Instead we get a "Surprise" announcement that Prince William will be marrying Kate Middleton.
COVER-UP MUCH?! Seriously people, you voted for that knob to run our country and now we will struggle. Honestly if you voted for THIS to happen to us YOU ARE A FLIPPIN RETARD!
And another thing, the eduction cuts are a load of bullshit. Why don't they cut back on their lavish and pompous lifestyles? That would most definitely save the country's economical problem. It wasn't labours fault, blame the idiots (Wannabe WAG's especially) getting out loans and mortgages that they simply couldn't pay back. KMT KMT KMT SMH SNM ¬_¬

I'm Gillian McKeith... GET ME AN OSCAR!
Okay, remember that old woman going about saying she was a doctor and telling fat people to shit in a box for her to examine And then she dissapared because people was calling her a fake doctor?... SHE'S BACK FROM EXILE! Yes, good old Gills is on Im A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here! And she's got a whole new act. Fainting. I don't think she realises that because her acting skills are funny, people are going to keep voting for her to do the trials. Now I don't watch this because I don't really want to watch "Celebrities" puking their guts out/having panic attacks, but I actually now want to see how funny this is. I've just seen the Tinie Tempa featuring Gillian Mckeith Pass Out video hoping someone would have done an audio parody... Nope! Instead what I see are clips of good old Gills literally passing out.
Someone do a proper parody!!