Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Slap my boyfriend up

Tommo has been listening to this song for the past, hmm I don't know? TWO WEEKS!



And its not just this song... Its his other stuff too.

I swear TO GOD this haunts me... Every night... And him probably reading this now is going to play it to me while I'm asleep next time I'm over his.

I love you but please listen to something else.... I'm scared you will turn into a rastafarian BADMANNNN!













Hehehehe xD
I'm joking... Hopefully he knows it... Lol

Love bug

DON'T ASK......

Okay, I'm in a soppy-completely-loved-up kind of mood.... So why don't I go find Two-really-good-love-songs-from-two-completely-different-music-genres?

I also might throw in some covers. That are Glee related. Cause Glee is a good programme and they make some good covers, despite what my boyfriend and my close friends say. They also find it weird how "Glee is basically like High School Musical". Which it's not. Now I hate musicals with a passion along with High School Musical (Which by the way I think should have NEVER been made) and I don't know why but whenever I go out with my friends to a particular club in Romford, they ALWAYS PLAY A SONG FROM GREASE. By this point I am listening to my iPod to something by Avenged Sevenfold or Slipknot in a desperate attempt to drown out the extra strong cheese radiating from peoples mouths and the speakers.

YES, you read correctly! CHEESE!

In no way is Glee like a musical. Okay, it kinda is, BUT they are doing a good job at making it seem like its not your typical musical.

Anyway, on with my "Two-really-good-love-songs-from-two-completely-different-music-genres"

Song 1: Crazy For You by Madonna.



So... One of Madonna's many classic tunes. By far this has to be my favourite one by her. It's old, kinda cheesy and portrays emotion... Well it does for me. And that's all that matters isn't. MY OPINION! I joke....

I've been brought up with Madonna, her old stuff anyway. By old I mean 80's/early 90's, as you can tell by ze song. I really don't like how she looks now or how her newer music sounds. It's like your grandmother getting all fit and cavorting on stage wearing next to nothing and singing really bad songs, CRINGE! Also her arms scare me.

BTW I believe that genre was pop, is it not?

SONG 2: Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus



Kind of an obvious choice really.... I love this song. Basically its about staying with someone and not throwing away what you have. It wouldn't surprise me if this turns out to be one of them songs that gets played at weddings, ya know the first dance by the newly weds...? If I was getting married tomorrow I would.... Then again, its almost like a scene/emo kid's song. I can imagine it now, some little emo/scene boy standing outside this emo/scene girlfriends window holding his ipod and speakers in the air.... Sounds familiar? ;)

Okay, so I've decided that I'm not going to put songs from the glee soundtrack in this blog....



Hehehehe =P

Monday, 21 March 2011

Summer, Summer, Summer time

Today the sun's shining and I thought I'd post some sort of summer playlist. I do this every year on my iPod, so why not share it with everyone? I'm opening myself up to criticism, which I hate....

1 - Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith (Or The Fresh Prince, whatever)



2 - Ride With Me by Nelly (Cue the boyfriend shouting "TUNEAGE!")



3 - Mmmm Bop by Hanson. I'm blaming the mother for this.



4 - Year 3000 by Busted. I don't know why this song reminds me of summer :S



5 - Return Of The Mac by Mark Morrison. Again the mothers fault.



6 - California Love by 2Pac



7 - Girls And Boys by Good Charlotte. Ahh, reminds me of school and zoning out during the lunch break



8 - When Love Takes Over by David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland



9 - Aint Nobody by Chaka Khan (Again I don't know why?!)



10 - Millionaire by Kellis feat. Andre 3000



11. Ms Jackson by Outkast. LOL at the evil tortoise at the beginning of the video xD



12 - Pass Out by Tinie Tempa



13 - Callifornia Gurls by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg



14 - Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap



15 - The Middle by Jimmy Eat World


*JUST REALISED THE LINKS ARENT COMING UP!
What the actual fuck?!
Oh well, you lot are capable of using youtube.com and the right click/copy function anyways =P

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

I'm doing this just cause John said so.....

ITS TUESDAY!!!!

I had THE most crap day with even more crap lessons! Honestly, the whole day felt like.... Like... I don't even know how to describe it! GAHHH *Throws arms about*

Anywho I now have another blog on another website because our teacher/lecturer told us to do so... Yep, I is a blog site pimp... Or whore... Whoops I swore-ded.

Anyway: HERE YOU GO JOHN!


Two-good-songs-from-two-completely-un-related-music-genres.... OF THE WEEK!

Okay so because I like so many different genres of music, John suggested me to find two songs from different genres and write something about them, maybe compare them... It's really cause I'm awesome and I have awesome taste in music ;D



The two genres Im writing about this week are:

-Rock

and
- What my "GCSE in music" clone describes as "Funk Jazz" But I think its Soul or R'n'B

Here we go kiddies!


STEVIE WONDER! And his epicness tuneage Superstitions



"Funk Jazz"/Soul/R'n'B...?
Why I think this is a good AMAZING song:
Do I need to write why I love this song?... I do?... Well If you insist.
I love this song because:
1) Of it's sentimental value. My mother loves playing his greatest hits album when she gets the chance to do so. Im surprised the CD hasn't worn out the amount of times she has actually put it on full blast while doing the cooking or the house work... Or decorating. Plus I've been brought up with it... Told you I'm awesome ;D

2) IT's a classic, nuff said



Puddle Of Mudd

SHE FUCKING HATES ME!!





And yes.... She probably does :)

The reason why I like this song:
They played this at my local club when one of my exes claimed I, yes I, cheated on him. I never... And its safe to say that I did hate him. Perfect conversion of how you guys should feel when you break up with your girl... On bad BAD terms.


Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it =P



(Please note that I do not own youtube.com or any of the songs or videos featured on this blog)

Friday, 4 March 2011

Kids these days

Kids these days are probably the same as how I and every other 20-Something were. The only difference is that there is more advance technology. And that most 12 year old are probably overweight... Before you question me, I HAVE A POINT!

So here I am, sitting here watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 and you got these people complaining about a new game out called "Wii Dare"..... Basically its spin the bottle, minus the bottle. And its "Kinky".

Did I forget to mention its rated 12+

Okay, When I was 12 I was playing Grand Theft Auto London AND Dead OR Alive. And watching Scary Movie on the good ol'VHS player, I mean who wasn't....? All these games and movies have either violence, sexual reference and drug use or all three. I most certainly haven't got issues.

Watching things is completely different from doing them, and this game you get dared to spank a partner. Blame the wii. But I honestly think parents will not buy their 12 year old sprog a game that has a chair draped with handcuffs and clothes on the front cover.... With exception of my mother. I joke.

So the media need to calm their arses down =)

Someone get rid of that Peaches Geldoff telly show? She annoys me and I find that mug of hers offensive

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Ha... Ha... Haaaaa..... Yeah this isn't awkward

Okay so I know I've been bragging to my friends about how my blog is "Like my child", It kind of is and isn't.
It is because i put so much effort into making it....

It isn't because If this was my child I would have social services on my back.... I've not seen to this in like a month.... Bad parenting indeed!

NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR IN THE MORNING!!! And always remember your hair will be shorter once dried. This morning I decided to cut my hair... So I chopped a good 3 inches off my fringe just under my eye. I now have a kind of full fringe but on the side, and when i blow dry it, it goes into some sort of up in the air feather type thing that you see on some sort of bird.... Not good. However I do love the invention of them hair slides... AH-MAZE-ING

The clone is demanding the laptop....

OH WIRELESS INTERNET IS A JOY!!!! Ahhhhh =D
(I really need to start playing WoW again)

Ciao Bizaches xxx