Saturday, 4 December 2010

MY 5 songs that make my winter blues worth putting up with

Song 1: The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition
I love this song because it reminds me of summer. Sitting in the park or on the "Gorgeous" Essex coast burning in the sun. I probably have skin cancer, all in a good name though!




OMG how weird... This song just came on the radio after I listened to it on youtube ^^,



Song 2: Hall And Oates - You Make My Dreams Come True
The up-tempo-ness of this song makes me happy, plus a bit of 80's doesn't harm ya. I usually hate love songs as Im currently single, but this is an exception my cold heart can handle. Oh it's also in this film I love called "500 Days Of Summer"
And look yeah, I don't care if your gonna sit there and diss the 80's.....




Song 3: Cee Lo Green - Fuck You
I have no idea why this "Cee Lo Green" keeps changing his name... Last time I remembered he brought out that "I Think Your Crazy" song under the name of Gnarles Barklay... Lol. Anyway I decided to put the rude version up cause I prefer the swearing. Basically Tell anyone you loved that ditched to to go Fuck themselves, that's what I did. Look where I am now....




Song 4: My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay
"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, your never gonna make it."
Yes! Apparently this song is emo... NO IT'S NOT... IT'S A REVOLUTION IN MUSIC!
This song makes it socially acceptable to sit there and simply reply "I'm Not Okay" to someone asking you if your okay... You could even do a Gerrard Way impression and sing it*.





*Note to self: MUST try this out!

Song 5: Sipknot - Duality
A Proper song to help your pissed off with the weather depressive-ness... All you need now is a mosh pit. Oh and These guys are headlining Sonisphere Festival in June, pretty shocking if you ask me. But then again, I was shocked when Avenged Sevenfold decided to carry on with their album. Good on them I say.

A week old rant that I can't be asked to edit

While on the msn home page this morning I stumbled across a pixelated picture... Me being curious I decided to see what all the comotion was about.
From the article it made out that Kanye West is obsessed with BEASTIALITY! However if you actually look at the picture it looks like a man and woman gettin' down and dirty wearing costumes.
MSN, you fail on so many levels
Maybe people should leave the king o' douches alone?

Reading the newspapers.... I've noticed there isnt much going on with the tangerine queen Katie Price. Her TV show has maybe been canceled too? YES! Sorry, for me this is great news... My mother also said something about her slagging off her ex-husband Peter Andre saying he slept with his manager. Sue-edge much?! BITCH YA GOIN DOWN!
Time to throw a party!

Government-ment-ment-ment
Okay so last week the swine David Cameron was supposed to reveal how much the government pays to free innocent civilians from the baddies (AKA the likes of pirates/gangstas/terrorists). Instead we get a "Surprise" announcement that Prince William will be marrying Kate Middleton.
COVER-UP MUCH?! Seriously people, you voted for that knob to run our country and now we will struggle. Honestly if you voted for THIS to happen to us YOU ARE A FLIPPIN RETARD!
And another thing, the eduction cuts are a load of bullshit. Why don't they cut back on their lavish and pompous lifestyles? That would most definitely save the country's economical problem. It wasn't labours fault, blame the idiots (Wannabe WAG's especially) getting out loans and mortgages that they simply couldn't pay back. KMT KMT KMT SMH SNM ¬_¬

I'm Gillian McKeith... GET ME AN OSCAR!
Okay, remember that old woman going about saying she was a doctor and telling fat people to shit in a box for her to examine And then she dissapared because people was calling her a fake doctor?... SHE'S BACK FROM EXILE! Yes, good old Gills is on Im A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here! And she's got a whole new act. Fainting. I don't think she realises that because her acting skills are funny, people are going to keep voting for her to do the trials. Now I don't watch this because I don't really want to watch "Celebrities" puking their guts out/having panic attacks, but I actually now want to see how funny this is. I've just seen the Tinie Tempa featuring Gillian Mckeith Pass Out video hoping someone would have done an audio parody... Nope! Instead what I see are clips of good old Gills literally passing out.
Someone do a proper parody!!